Hazards of my California bike commute @ 33F/0.6C: ice cream headache from my uninsulated water bottle. #bikeCommute #cycling #minorInconvenience

Holy shit. The water hose to the toilet blew a little more than an hour ago. 💦💦💦

Heard it, thank goodness. Hauled ass. 🐌🐌🐌

Had 1/2" of water on the floor by the time I shut off the valve, because bathrooms are small rooms...and 🐌🐌🐌 🥴

Took 7 big towels, a king mattress pad, and a shit-ton of paper towels to soak up the water.

I'm knackered. 🥵

#MinorInconvenience #OutOfOrder