@SmudgeTheInsultCat a liar who farts like a Clydesdale, sure, but not a Percheron or a Shire horse? I don't know why, but I think Percheron farts would be worse. Although, I will say I had the misfortune of encountering several horses that had been fed exclusively on an excess of alfalfa. I'll probably take the memory of the stench of mucking those stalls to my grave. Thankfully they were just quarter horses and one Arabian mix. Lesson learned: horses can't vomit but sharts are an option. I can't imagine if it had been six Clydesdales in a similar state. Other lessons learned in this time frame of my life? Improperly stored hay can spontaneously combust.

#horses #misadventures

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Ana Tudor 🐯 · @anatudor
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3 years ago tonight, I saw Phil Campbell and the Bastard Sons. It was cold, foggy & all was so frustrating until the show. Bus to Munich stuck in traffic, hotel mixing up my room with that reserved by someone from Texas with same name, Google Maps not up to date with construction work around venue...

But the show was worth it. It was really cool to get to hear Straight Up and These Old Boots for the first time.

#concert #misadventures #nothingbeatslive #philcampbell

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Just marked “foot and leg through ceiling drywall” on my homeowners adventure bingo card. Laughing through the tears.

#misadventures

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@jz
When they talk about , we wonder if they are alluding to the release of the 80GB that implicate and probably many others in either grave or that they allowed themselves to be over, which in turn have completely destroyed in the and .

As far back as 2012 or 2013 said the insuranceFiles implicating would be released if anything were to happen to him.

#futureCrimes #insuranceFiles #rupertmurdoch #criminality #misadventures #extorted #democracy #usa #australia #julianassange #Murdoch

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