Mike Ellis · @dmje
58 followers · 30 posts · Server mastodon.variousbits.net
Triadne · @triadne
63 followers · 896 posts · Server toot.wales

I feel certain I keep hearing a TV advert for anadin prime day. Like, a whole day to celebrate pain relief... I guess it makes sense!

#misheard #adverts #amazonprime

Last updated 1 year ago

Santiago · @santiago
2826 followers · 12642 posts · Server mastodon.uy

Hoy le mostre a mi hijo que tiene 12 años, lo que hacian los youtubers antes, con este video que tiene 14 o 15 años y no tiene desperdicio, que época las misheard lyrics youtube.com/watch?v=judWB4Bn-3

#lyrics #misheard #metal #meshuggah #musica

Last updated 1 year ago

Tim Hoelscher · @TimHoelscherX
117 followers · 152 posts · Server mastodonbooks.net

The elevator in my hotel says “étage quatre” when it reaches my floor. It’s kind of muffled and sounds like “I have your cat” in English. Subtly alarming.

#cats #misheard #catnapping

Last updated 1 year ago

SweettheSour :blobfoxtea: · @sweetthesour
23 followers · 133 posts · Server meow.social

"He's so cute, he's a twink!"
Man, Strawberry Shortcake is a lot more accepting than I remember.

#misheard

Last updated 1 year ago

Sekenre :python: :c_language: · @sekenre
18 followers · 313 posts · Server fosstodon.org

There should be a command called `docker-decompose`

What should it do?

#misheard #typo

Last updated 1 year ago

fc · @fc
108 followers · 1252 posts · Server universeodon.com

My friend Masataka 's name when he was introduced on and I really want to keep calling him .

#misheard #yoshida #openingday #mazeltov #redsox

Last updated 2 years ago

Virginicus · @Virginicus
79 followers · 798 posts · Server universeodon.com

lyrics: “Don’t you miss lust? Love’s gone behind.”

#misheard

Last updated 2 years ago

HE · @he
41 followers · 261 posts · Server aus.social

lyrics Starship “we built this city, we built this city on sausage rolls”

#misheard

Last updated 2 years ago

@billjurgensen · @billjurgensen
354 followers · 1601 posts · Server universeodon.com

@he
lyrics Def Leppard Pour Some Sugar On Me “Throw some shook up ramen on me".

#misheard

Last updated 2 years ago

HE · @he
40 followers · 258 posts · Server aus.social

lyrics Bob Dylan “Knockn on Kevin’s door”

#misheard

Last updated 2 years ago

HE · @he
40 followers · 257 posts · Server aus.social

lyrics “Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight”. Correct lyric: “That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight” from R.E.M.’s ‘Losing my religion’.

#misheard

Last updated 2 years ago

HE · @he
40 followers · 256 posts · Server aus.social

lyrics AC/DC “it’s a long way to the shops if you want a sausage roll”

#misheard

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HE · @he
40 followers · 252 posts · Server aus.social

lyrics Monkeys “I’m a believer” - she fell on her face, I saw her beaver, not a trace of doubt in my mind

#misheard

Last updated 2 years ago

HE · @he
40 followers · 251 posts · Server aus.social

lyrics CCR Bad moon rising “there’s a bathroom on the right”

#misheard

Last updated 2 years ago

HE · @he
40 followers · 250 posts · Server aus.social

lyrics Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze “scuse me while I kiss this guy”

#misheard

Last updated 2 years ago

HE · @he
40 followers · 249 posts · Server aus.social

lyrics. Do you know the Eurythmics song with the words “sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a Brie”?

#misheard

Last updated 2 years ago

Woody Pugh · @Knewz_Currently
9 followers · 5861 posts · Server mastodon.social
Verity White · @veritywhite
28 followers · 69 posts · Server mstdn.party

Listening to the new album this morning and misheard the lyrics for this one as ‘big man little drink of tea …’ quite pleased with that one 😂 what are you best ??

#paramore #misheardlyrics #misheard #lyrics #music #newmusic #littledrinkoftea

Last updated 2 years ago

ahimsa · @ahimsa_pdx
570 followers · 3645 posts · Server disabled.social

I was seriously wondering, "Is swearing allowed on ESPN now?" 😂

#misheard #espn

Last updated 2 years ago