PEterE · @peliopoulos
6 followers · 98 posts · Server mstdn.social

"Hey, wait, I got a new Cobain..."

Nirvana, Heart-Shaped Box

I assume this was written after the birth of his daughter.

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

essjax · @essjax
1173 followers · 475 posts · Server essjax.com
Eivind · @eivind
507 followers · 4778 posts · Server fribygda.no

Woke up with Roxette's The Look playing in my head. Still happens from time to time, and the lyrics are still as I heard them as a child.

🎶
Walking like a man
Feeling like a hamburger
You are not scared
Life is like a critter
This is just a raindrop
She's got the look
🎶

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

Rick Osborne · @rick
243 followers · 1694 posts · Server ricko.social

for today: “White Flag” by Bishop Briggs does not actually contain the lyric:

“Don’t you know I’m not afraid to show a little butt?”

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

Dave Dude · @wx1g
532 followers · 9195 posts · Server 4bear.com

@billyjoebowers It's not "I went"? LOL! It's a dumb song, but I sing along when I hear it.

#misheardlyrics #hashtaggames

Last updated 1 year ago

Christopher Mackay 🇨🇦 · @tantramar
543 followers · 6853 posts · Server nojack.easydns.ca

“Stepping out to ensue the chase for my coffee beans”

“Stepping out to Angelucci’s for my coffee beans”

One of these is the opening line of Wild West End, a song.

One is not.

I was only wrong for 45 years. In my defence: Knopfler mumble-sings the Italian proper name of an establishment I’d never heard of (growing up pre-Internet in New Brunswick) in a London accent when I misheard it as a tween as “ensue the chase”.

angeluccicoffee.co.uk/history/

#coffee #mondigreen #misheardlyrics #direstraits

Last updated 1 year ago

embix · @brezelradar
354 followers · 1669 posts · Server norden.social

Beinah, beinah, beinah,
Beinah wärs passiert
youtu.be/vU2b4ubuWNM

#mondegreen #misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

MataHaring 💞 · @MataHaring
702 followers · 97 posts · Server mastodon-belgium.be

Nice beaver, nice bea-ver…

youtu.be/SkypZuY6ZvA

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

Real_JamesCain · @real_jamescain
1167 followers · 6247 posts · Server techhub.social

🎶My corn dog plays the Mambo🎶

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

menschenfreund · @knirscher
124 followers · 2120 posts · Server hessen.social

Wenn das Kind quietschfidel singt:

»Nordisch! Wu hu uh! Nordisch Banähnsche!«

Dann haben die Eltern alles richtig gemacht.

#badesalz #fettesbrot #misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

EDVARDS · @EDVARDS
88 followers · 1158 posts · Server musicians.today

KISS
I wanna rock and roll all night...

... and part of every day.

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

Dgar · @dgar
6510 followers · 21240 posts · Server aus.social

Two weak long Daizon Knights
Time dragon underneath delights
Walking on a dime
Mine and greater eyes
And gimp in the back room on the out tide.

It’s Always Monday On The Moon.
~ Dgar

Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-a

Tidal: tidal.com/track/186325890

Apple Music: music.apple.com/au/album/its-a

Deezer: deezer.page.link/DL9bHSwPcsEHq

YouTube: youtu.be/wFDvpdZ7Z9k

Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/0Ww6pE2

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

Rich West-Soley · @richwestsoley
16 followers · 43 posts · Server mastodon.scot

I love Matt Pokora's À nos actes manqués, but I first heard it as "Exactamonkey", and I honestly can't hear anything else now. youtube.com/watch?v=UqQ9NWzIiM 🐒🇫🇷

#polyglotlife #misheardlyrics #mondegreens

Last updated 1 year ago

Alexander S. Kunz · @alexskunz
675 followers · 730 posts · Server mas.to

"Freak me out before you go-go"

in the supermarket 😅

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

“Little sister donkey.
Little sister donkey.
Little sister donkey do what yr big donkey does.”
ᴅᴡɪɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴀᴋᴀᴍ's ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴇʟᴠɪs ᴘʀᴇsʟᴇʏ's "ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sɪsᴛᴇʀ"
“Little sister don’t ya…” etcetera

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

Ashwin Dixit · @ashwin
67 followers · 972 posts · Server kolektiva.social

"Do you even own a dick, bra?
Own a dick? 🎵 Own a dick?"

#misheardlyrics #rammstein #metal

Last updated 1 year ago

Holly_berry · @holly_berry
22 followers · 220 posts · Server hachyderm.io

Set fire to Lorraine… 😮🤷‍♀️😀 - Adele

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

Macramé Owl · @MacrameOwl
33 followers · 180 posts · Server disabled.social

I was so confused by the Macy Gray lyrics in "I Try:"

I try and say goodbye and I choke,
I try to walk away and I stumble,
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
I blow bubbles when you are not here.

The correct last line - my world crumbles when you are not here - makes ever so much more sense.


youtu.be/WEQ0l_m3Xm0

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago

Ytetic · @ytetic
818 followers · 2152 posts · Server 4bear.com

@ropeswitch oh and how could I forgot

Wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night


#misheardlyrics #hashtaggames

Last updated 1 year ago

Bryan Veal · @koushiniku
13 followers · 31 posts · Server hachyderm.io

You're power hungry selling sausage in a human grocery store (ain't that fresh).

#misheardlyrics

Last updated 1 year ago