@ollie_francis@writing.exchange @ollie_francis@mastodonapp.uk

the second one reads like masta Donna puke.

#Mastodon #misread

PLUIM TART FRANGIPANE 😎 #misread

@der_raDDler habe erst verlesen: "fit indicators" - warum ist die fitness so wichtig? #misread Sind Blinker eigentlich mittlerweile erlaubt in Deutschland? Hätte schon was wenn ein Land die vorschreibt, damit andere Länder die Verbote hoffentlich aufheben und man eine Option mehr bekommt. Für das Land selber wäre es natürlich doof.

@mho ich hab zuerst gelesen: "Potenziell von Vulkaniern übersäter Exoplanet entdeckt"

🖖🌋

#startrek #misread

#Misread #VerleserDesTages:

"Marian Croak has more than 200 U.S. parents."

J'ai buggé et j'ai lu "People of Republic of China". Mon cerveau a fait "gnééé?" et j'ai relu. :blobfacepalm:​

#misread #TropViteLu

I’ll be honest, I totally #misread this and wondered WTF was happening and why #Lulu had left #Scotland and gone to #Brazil. I thought 2023 had got off to a really quite surreal start.

#BreakingNews

#December 14, 1843
#OTD John Claudius #Loudon, #Scottish #Botanist & #Writer died.

He wrote the #Duke of #Wellington about his #Waterloo #Beeches - #Trees #Planted after the #Battle.

But the Duke #Misread the #Letter.
He thought the #Note was from the #BishopOfLondon (not Loudon) regarding his #Breeches or #Pants - not his Beeches.

The Duke wrote back:
"My servant will show you SO many pairs of breeches, but WHY you wish to inspect those I wore at Waterloo is quite beyond [my] comprehension."

@orionrobots I read your name as onionrobots and now I really want to see an onion robot #onions #robots #misread

This is a very insightful episode of the excellent podcast HIDDEN BRAIN that offers useful examples of how we misread people in the real world. Magnify this by twenty and you have the underpinning for 95% of all online disputes.

https://hiddenbrain.org/podcast/how-to-really-know-another-person/

#judgment #assumption #misread

Glanced at this while passing a store the other day and had to do a double take because the first time I misread it as ALIENS FOR EVERY CONDITION.

#signs #misread

RT @anilduhoon@twitter.com

Yes indeed it is. But it’s not happened overnight. It started when ⁦@BJP4India@twitter.com⁩ was in denial mode and gained momentum when ⁦@PMOIndia@twitter.com⁩ denied Chinese intrusion
Classic case of how to #misgovern and #misread the situation.
Blame @RahulGandhi@twitter.com ? https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/dr-s-jaishankar-on-china-situation-very-serious-need-very-very-deep-political-conversation-2291995

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/anilduhoon/status/1303213682877296640

#MurdochMysteries is a nice cyberpunk series with killer robots and murderous AIs

#misread