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Thine next occasion that thou has to thus follow Beth and John, do not hesitate.

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Large Man: Thou doth strike down 10 of the queen’s guard? Thou sent a lad to the wizard for healing? By what witchcraft do we not see wounds upon thee?

Larger Man: Aye!

Sir William Raymond of the Valentine Order: Tis because I beist a Samurai. And a Samurai doth wound on the inside. Thine order doth not show thine weaknesses. But thou dost not know this, for thou beist a large minstrel-looking provocateur.

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@Hey_Beth @ozof

Tis not respectable being a glib pheasant so close to the maypole festival.

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Sir John Kimble: “My head doth suffer from pain.”
Small Child: It might be a witch’s curse.
Sir John Kimble: Tis not a witches curse! Tis not a curse. At all.

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@Hey_Beth @ozof

“Yeah, and we shall not fall for thine banana in the horse derrière.”

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“Oh, thou beist in command? From whereith I stand, it doth not appear thou art in command of the feces of Sir Jack, My Lord.”

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“Only Sir McClane can make one lose thine wits so.”

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“Nice chain mail. Smith John, Son of Philip, London. I have two myself.”

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Snap, Crackle & Pop ghost-wrote the St Crispie’s Day speech for William Shakespeare

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Bridgerton: Duchess of the Battle of Hastings

I am Emperor Jame Tiberius of Rome. Bring me a green one.

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The Norman Conquest

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Norman the Conqueror

Calleth* me Ishmael.

*Or "Callest." I am not sure which is correct.

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William of Hoyle, being an Angle and a Saxon and thus cannot of his own accord lurch skyward, doth nonetheless hang above the rim of the basket.

"Verily, I possesseth thrice progeny and nary a coin to mine name. Wherefore canst I not possesseth nay progeny and threefold coinage?" - Homer Simpson

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Things have I seen wouldst beggar all belief.
Ships fit for bloody battle, blazing flame
Near the Boetian shoulder of the hunter.
C-Beams all a-glitter in the darkness
Near the gate of Aphrodite's poet.
And shall those moments all be lost to time?
Shall they melt and fade as salt tears in rain?

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And those who were afflicted with the disease and could not show their faces in public were no longer referred to by name. Instead they adopted handles and appeared as Avatars.

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