James M. Smith · @AverageJames
15 followers · 252 posts · Server ohai.social

"Yoooou couldn't handle being President, you blocked sack of protoplasm! You can't even handle keep track of the bar tabs of that fat, bloated eeediot who mooches off your tavern!!"

"Ya feelin' strong, you scrawny mutt?! Interrupt me ONE MORE TIME, and I swear I'm gonna rip out your heart with a bottle opener!!!"

I swear, Presidental Debates would be 10x more fun to watch with candidates like these...

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