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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

8 followers · 99 posts · Server ohai.social

4 year old: What are we doing today?
Me: We're going to play adventure golf!
4yo: Will people be wearing clothes there?
Me: Yes.
4yo: I'm not going.

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

8 followers · 90 posts · Server ohai.social

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Well done, you legends! Rather you than me, but I'm so impressed by your determination! 🏆

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

8 followers · 84 posts · Server ohai.social

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Years of parenting Zoe, then years of training to be adoptive parents, and nobody ever told me what to do in this scenario.

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

8 followers · 83 posts · Server ohai.social

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Frazzled after reading some angry posts on social media today. Sometimes it's just not worth getting into it, but it's hard. I am a recovering people-pleaser!

How brilliant is this tune though? Found it on Tiktok by the amazing @hicorook and I'm excited to see that it's going to be released tomorrow! 😍

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

8 followers · 69 posts · Server ohai.social

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Not necessarily in that order, if I'm entirely honest! Sometimes I long for the snores!

How about you?

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

8 followers · 66 posts · Server ohai.social

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Made sun-catchers with the children, like some sort of wholesome crafty lady. Is this how midlife crises start? Will I be eating kale next? Exercising more? For the love of all things caffeinated, would someone please organise an intervention before this gets out of control?!

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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He's definitely, absolutely, totally not still sleepy... 😂🙈

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Just some of the questions my son has asked me in the past 10 minutes. 🤣

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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The things these two come out with! 🤣

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Just for fun... What's the funniest insult one of your children has hurled at you or another child? One of mine shouted this in frustration earlier, and I'm really thankful they couldn't see my face, because there was no way I could hide my amusement! 🤣

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Honestly, these two!! 🤣🙈

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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He said it with such enthusiasm! 😂❤️
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Ruby Sinreich · @ruby

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💀

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ParentingInBulk · @ParentingInBulk

13 followers · 25 posts · Server mstdn.party

If my oldest is 6, and I start saving cool whip containers now, will I have enough by the time she's ~18 to send her home with leftovers after every visit or am I too late?

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