I think I’ll plant some herbs this weekend before the heat sets in.

We are running out of thyme.

#DadJoke #MomJoke #Joke #PunsMakeTheGlobeGoRound

(A mom’s recipe for iced coffee)

° Have kids.
° Make coffee.
° Forget you made coffee.
° Find it and put it in the microwave.
° Forget you put it in the microwave.
° Find it and drink it cold.

#MomJoke

(A Mom on how pregnancy affects clothing decisions)

1st baby: You start wearing maternity clothes as soon as the test is positive.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes become your regular clothes.

#MomJoke

Don’t be so hard on yourself, moms.

The mom in “ET” had an alien living in her house for weeks and didn’t notice.

#MomJoke

Good moms let their kids lick the beaters.

Great moms turn the mixer off first.

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#hankandboats #cartoon #doagrouchafavorday #momjoke

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The work environments I hated most were the closet and the hallway.

The computer room left me cold 😁

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