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Kittencaboodle · @kittencaboodle
38 followers · 127 posts · Server wandering.shop

Me -- "Did you know you can't use beef stew as a password?"
Boychild -- "Really? Why?"
Me -- "It's not stroganoff."
Boychild -- *sigh*

#puns #homeschooling #dadjokes #momjokes

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Rachel Rawlings · @LinuxAndYarn
140 followers · 1070 posts · Server mastodon.social

Did you hear about the woman who died while going down on her girlfriend?

She sapphocated.

#badjokes #momjokes #lgbtq

Last updated 3 years ago
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๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ฝ๐Ÿ“๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ช :mastodon: · @KweVictoria
52 followers · 87 posts · Server mastodon.social

Which team? Soup or bowl?

#superbowl #puns #momjokes #dadjokes #dumbjokes

Last updated 3 years ago
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Mark Tillotson · @marktillotson
255 followers · 1856 posts · Server mastodon.world

@VickiKyriakakis

But I'm not responsible for the quality of the jokes!

#dadjokes #momjokes

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. · @QasimRashid
42319 followers · 451 posts · Server mastodon.social

Teen: I'm so sick of doing math on Khan Academy.๐Ÿ˜’

Me: Then why not do some yard work & make it Lawn Academy?๐Ÿ˜…

Wife: Or maybe study at sunrise & make it Dawn Academy?๐Ÿ˜…

Me: Or try and sooth your muscles & make it Balm Academy?๐Ÿ˜…

Wife: Or study the criminal mind & make it Con Academy?๐Ÿ˜…

Me: Or play with baby deer and make it Fawn Academy?๐Ÿ˜…

Wife: Orโ€”

Teen: I'm gonna get back to math๐Ÿคฆ

Me/Wife: ๐Ÿ˜‰

#dadjokes #momjokes #parentingwin

Last updated 3 years ago
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Pebz๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’ฆInked&SoberAF · @Pebz
141 followers · 40 posts · Server mstdn.social

What do you call it when a bunch of sheep roll down a hill?

A lamb slide.๐Ÿ˜‚

#memes #momjokes #dadjokes #Humor

Last updated 3 years ago
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Pebz๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’ฆInked&SoberAF · @Pebz
131 followers · 26 posts · Server mstdn.social

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

#momjokes #dadjokes #Humor

Last updated 3 years ago
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Lou · @annaweezer
220 followers · 739 posts · Server mastodon.world

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

#jokes #funny #momjokes #dadjokes

Last updated 3 years ago
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Cringer ๐Ÿฅ“ · @cringer
147 followers · 38 posts · Server gaming.rip
Open media

I just discovered the best part of starting my own instance. I can do server announcements. ๐Ÿ˜‚

#mastodon #admin #server #momjokes

Last updated 3 years ago
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#SCIENCEMATTERS · @ottawatts
345 followers · 276 posts · Server mstdn.social

What Vegas tells you when you're 25:

"You can do ANYTHING!"

What Vegas tells you when you're 45:

"You can do NOTHING and you only want to SLEEP now!"

#findyourbliss #Travel #momjokes

Last updated 3 years ago
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kiwidust · @kiwidust
3 followers · 3 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Open media

My bride playing to an ungracious audience of one.

#dogs #dogjokes #dadjokes #momjokes

Last updated 3 years ago
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Purple Converse · @dionysia8
50 followers · 328 posts · Server mstdn.social

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back?
A: A stick.

#dadjokes #momjokes

Last updated 3 years ago
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Wendy · @kernelgirl
100 followers · 81 posts · Server hokuto.social

Iโ€™ve found that vampires have a difficulty on learning from their mistakes , because improvement without redirection is hard.

#momjokes #puns

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Wendy · @kernelgirl
95 followers · 80 posts · Server hokuto.social

I saw a bear talking about politics the other day. I guess thatโ€™s a Propopanda.

#momjokes #puns

Last updated 3 years ago
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Tami Brass · @brasst
115 followers · 13 posts · Server mastodon.education

I realized I've not done an post yet, so here goes. I'm in my 30th year of teaching (incl student-teaching) and yr 17 at my current school in I support , "live" in a , and teach gr6 . Also do

#Introduction #minnesota #edtech #K12 #middleschool #computerscience #makered #csk8 #glowforge #3dprinting #edutooter #education #pedagogy #learning #Schools #canva #curriculum #oer #gis #edchat #pln #google #momjokes

Last updated 3 years ago
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rethwyll โœจ · @rethwyll
72 followers · 258 posts · Server wandering.shop

@Pineywoozle @Macz Dads canโ€™t get all the glory!

#momjokes

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J. Brian Coyle · @JBrianCoyle
145 followers · 140 posts · Server mas.to
Open media

I was spewing a bunch of this morning & my wife asked "why are there no "?

I said, there are lots of Mom jokes every weeknight at 8 on . [1]

Hilarity (or groans) ensued.

[1] Syndication times/channel may vary.

#thecw #momjokes #dadjokes

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