Not Like The Rest · @adventinpeace
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Jason C. McDonald · @codemouse92
83 followers · 221 posts · Server mastodon.onlineA man calls his friend over. "I have the world's smartest dog! Watch." Turning to his dog, he asks "What's on the top of a house?"
"Roof," barks the dog.
"What is the texture of sandpaper?"
"Ruff," the dog barks again.
The friend rolls his eyes. "This old joke," he scoffs as he walks away.
The dog turns to the man and says "See? I told you you should have led by asking me the capital of New Brunswick."
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Jason C. McDonald · @codemouse92
67 followers · 174 posts · Server mastodon.onlineWhy did the elderly grizzlies keep telling the same tales over and over?
What, you've never heard of old story bears repeating?
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Jason C. McDonald · @codemouse92
67 followers · 174 posts · Server mastodon.onlineKnock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Welby.
(Welby who?)
Welby right back after these messages.
Last updated 2 years ago