So I slept until 10 and dreamt of fuzzy ducklings riding on a surfboard. Then I was rudely awoken, after the fashion of the dust man, by the NQ-sis and Daddy Blue banging on my front door - unnecessary as both have a key. But who wants to burst in to the sounds of me and the cat #snurring and me protecting only one part of my modesty with my #mongrellyungrellydungrellies.