Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 15 posts · Server masto.ai

Looks like Elon Musk's "free speech" is a sham. He prob has ugly tits anyway....

#monkeyaids #titsgate2022 #elonmusk #twitter #freespeech

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 15 posts · Server masto.ai

Until I was 14 I thought my real name was "I. Shouldveabortedyou"....

#monkeyaids #humor #sarcasm

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 15 posts · Server masto.ai

I'm 99.9% sure that my ex GF is a Palpatine....

#monkeyaids #sith #evil

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 15 posts · Server masto.ai

Smoke weed every day

#monkeyaids #stoner #stonerlife

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 15 posts · Server masto.ai

I was gonna make a shit eating joke, but thought it would be in poor taste....

#monkeyaids

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 11 posts · Server masto.ai

#monkeyaids

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 10 posts · Server masto.ai

Another social media outlet for me to be fringe on. Righteousness!!

#monkeyaids

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 10 posts · Server masto.ai

So this is a "no bad words, let's all hug & dance in the sun" social media platform, eh? Well, that sucks....

#monkeyaids

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 10 posts · Server masto.ai

My piss smells like rotten garlic & pickled beets. Should I be concerned??

#monkeyaids

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 10 posts · Server masto.ai

I found that soup your mom has been raving about.....

#monkeyaids #cocksoup

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @mitch_connor
1 followers · 10 posts · Server masto.ai

You can't keep a good dog down

#monkeyaids

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @pootie_tang666
2 followers · 8 posts · Server masto.ai

I mixed up my flashlight & my Fleshlight again. Now I have two Duracell D batteries stuck in my pee hole 😐

#monkeyaids

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @pootie_tang666
2 followers · 7 posts · Server masto.ai

I'm looking forward to watching ANOTHER social media platform get retarded. Wa-da-tah!!

#monkeyaids #socialtardation #dothedougie

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @pootie_tang666
1 followers · 6 posts · Server masto.ai

I found that soup your mom has been raving about....

#monkeyaids #cocksoup

Last updated 2 years ago

Pootie Tang · @pootie_tang666
1 followers · 4 posts · Server masto.ai
Pootie Tang · @pootie_tang666
1 followers · 4 posts · Server masto.ai

first!!!!!

#monkeyaids

Last updated 2 years ago