Joanne Fisher · @Jedigirl
1793 followers · 9611 posts · Server mindly.social
GötterdämmerCät · @wbeebe
20 followers · 679 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Pro tip for the : when you put up a fake profile on , don't put a picture of a girl with huge tracts of land, and by huge I mean HUGE. That's a dead giveaway that it is most likely a .

Yep, did a reverse image search and blammo!

I reported her huge tracts of land to the authorities. They are busy going over her land as we speak!

#scammers #feeld #fake #dating #datingprofile #pictures #hugetractsofland #montypythonandtheholygrail #reverseimagesearch

Last updated 1 year ago

Monty Python and the Holy Fuck

Sir Galahad gets his wish at Castle Anthrax. First, the , and then the oral sex.

The End.

#spanking #montypythonandtheholygrail #montypython #sex #oralsex #sirgalahad #castleanthrax #corruptedmovietitle

Last updated 1 year ago

Paul Brenner · @pbrenner
5 followers · 182 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Joanne Fisher · @Jedigirl
1603 followers · 8673 posts · Server mindly.social

So the plan today is to show Pretty Impala my "new water heater" and then maybe she'll let me play with her "huge tracts of land."

(Yes, yes, I'm joking but I really got a new water heater. Don't tell her! She does not know.)

#montypython #montypythonandtheholygrail #hugetractsofland #waterheater #joke #funny #humor

Last updated 1 year ago

"Beware of !"

"No, no, no! Beware of ."

🤔 Come to think of it, orgasmized religion does not sound so bad.

Maybe that's what I give my subs.

GIRLS: A ! A meditation! There is going to be a meditation tonight!

DINGO: And after the meditation, the oral sex.

#god #orgasmized #religion #meditation #oralsex #montypythonandtheholygrail #montypython #orgasmizedreligion #sex #zen #zenmeditation #zenbuddhism #buddhism

Last updated 1 year ago

Ken Fang · @fangsbites
67 followers · 12919 posts · Server toot.community

This made me spit out my coffee
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RT @wolfcat
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin... Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
twitter.com/wolfcat/status/165

#Coronation #montypython #montypythonandtheholygrail

Last updated 2 years ago

Bean 🇺🇲🇻🇪 · @TechBean
714 followers · 4049 posts · Server mstdn.social

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


#montypythonandtheholygrail #HashtagGames #trollasongormovie

Last updated 2 years ago

Schlockluster Video · @SchlocklusterVideo
928 followers · 6921 posts · Server mstdn.party
Schlockluster Video · @SchlocklusterVideo
890 followers · 6343 posts · Server mstdn.party

“On second thought, let’s not go to the Cabaret Voltaire … ‘tis a silly place …”
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#silentflickersunday #entracte #montypythonandtheholygrail

Last updated 2 years ago

Shirtoid · @shirtoid
2 followers · 10 posts · Server retro.pizza
Shirtoid · @shirtoid
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Schlockluster Video · @SchlocklusterVideo
848 followers · 5311 posts · Server mstdn.party
Lobster X · @lobsterx
3 followers · 5 posts · Server nerdculture.de