Moose Cop made it clear that it was the squirrel informant Knibptlik that broke the case wide open and the Chief grumbled that all squirrels look alike to him. Moose Cop stormed out of the office before he did something rash.

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Midge placed a hand on the young reporter, who was trying to hold back tears. "Honey, there are many fish in the sea and, believe me, you do not want to get involved with this one. He's married to the job." She turned her head to throw shade.

Moose Cop stared at the Most Wanted List again, chewing.

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OFFICER MIDGE: "Barb down at the diner says a dishwasher named Floyd stopped showing up for work the day those teens disappeared. A real loner type.... Any word from forensics about that severed leg found in the creek?"

POLICE CHIEF: "Loosen up a little, Tiddles. All you think about is work since that man of yours left. Have some of Mother Fedora's Toaster Pancakes."

MOOSE COP: [tears a box of pancakes open and flings pancakes everywhere]

OFFICER MIDGE: "I care about the parents of those missing kids! What's gotten into you, Moose Cop??? You used to care as much as I do."

MOOSE COP: [sucking on a bottle of Hungry Jack's Butter Maple Syrup]

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Moose Cop would never break your heart.

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OK, OK, dammit to hell, I can't take it anymore! I'll tell you everything! I killed him!

Moose Cop: [continues to stare from across the small table, chewing]

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[Outside the Antler Pass Donut Shop]

Moose Cop: [stares at Elk Detective, chewing]

Elk Detective: [stares at Moose Cop, chewing]

Officer Midge: Whoa whoa settle down you two, let’s be professionals

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POLICE CHIEF: "Word has it that you've been spending a lot of time with Officer Midge. She just broke up with her boyfriend recently and she's in a vulnerable place right now, Moose Cop."

MOOSE COP: [scratching himself against door way]

POLICE CHIEF: "I know HR matters make you uncomfortable, but fraternization is against policy. Just watch yourself, Moose Cop."

MOOSE COP: [gets antlers tangled in window blinds]

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Moose Cop was becoming quite a sensation on the internet, but he wouldn’t let it go to his head. He would continue to do his job every day, staring thoughtfully into the eyes of criminals until they broke down and confessed to their crimes. Moose Cop is more than just a good cop. Moose Cop is a symbol of hope in a hopeless world. And there’s this sick rivalry between Moose Cop and Elk Detective that happens in Season 2, so that’s awesome.

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SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Come out to the Antler Pass Speedway for some fast moose racing! The track is still icy enough for lots of high speed collisions! #moosecop #moosecophulu #antlerpass #moosecopwiki

The pancakes taste a little dry at the Antler Pass Diner. All syrup coming into town flows through Hungry Jack Capezio and he's shut off their supply. The diner had to stop serving their periodically available barbecue sandwich due to copyright infringement. Therefore, their revenue has been too low to pay pizzo to Capezio.

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Finally, a meaningful outlet for my professional experience writing git commit messages.

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