@leahmcelrath @chadloder I'm sorry, I sought asylum from Twitter awhile back, huh? @ #MoreBourbon of course. Mask wars and antivaxxers. Yuck! Anyway, never did the tiktok past a cursory glance and cat videos. So many cat videos. I never knew these people existed. At all.
Is it possible she'll be prosecuted?

#MoreBourbon i won't apologize.
Trump45:If I join Mastodon I can poop and toot at the same time.

Me: was funnier in my head.

#MoreBourbon
2023 will see the rise of Karens with a C.- Caren-

#MoreBourbon #FraternalTwin #StandWithUkraine
It's official 2023 can't be worse than this year.

#MoreBourbon
NYE resolution
Close all my tabs

@via they doezzzzn't work for #MoreBourbon

Turns out dna results are in. John Mastodon is not George Santos father. (As I typed this Santos autocorrected to antidepressants) I swype so there's that possibility. But I think karma telling me wtf.
#peace #love #eggnog #MoreBourbon #Mariah

#MoreBourbon

Okay my dream is back. (What is #festivus [asking for a friend])
The large blond viking opera singer in the JG Wentworth commercials. She does things to me in my dream. I think I'm okay with it. Why does she always need cash though.
#MoreBourbon.

So I'm retired in Arkansas. Have one of those old cynical still hippie at heart best friend as a room mate. Anyways... the day it was announced twitter was laying off people...He says, " Won't be long before there's a data breach."
He also said as we watched Kate McKinnon as Hillary singing Hallelujah on SNL. "Trump will refuse to leave the white house voluntarily- it's time to buy a gun"
Second half of that quote is paraphrased. #MoreBourbon #CynicsKnowShit

There's a reason for separation of church and state. And a reason that church isn't a branch of the government the founding fathers envisioned. #MoreBourbon

I'm just wondering. What if? What if we (🇺🇸) were to invest in manufacting jobs in Central and South America? Yes, it won't put China out of business but could it nay wouldn't help our neighbors and us? #WhatIf #MoreBourbon

Idk what # to link this to.
Just watched @CNN report from the border. US border patrol is putting up a razor wire fence to deter asylum seekers.
I'm sad and angry and filled with the absence of the Christmas spirit.
#OldRock and #MoreBourbon alas these are more needs than interests this morning.