okay so I go to Caribou this morning to get a bubbly caffeinated beverage and do some chillaxing... now a bunch of white guys are sitting at the big table next to my queer self with their extremely large copies of the King James Bible... they're getting settled...
is it inappropriate to sneeze in their general direction and say "Dammit the Devil let that one go too quick"

#MorningCoffeeIsWeird
#DontTreadOnMe