kierkegaank · @kierkegaank
478 followers · 6057 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

A country has been attacked by its imperial vestitude neighbour and is fighting for survival. Their self defense is stabbed in the back by a bloated American-ish billionaire trying to cop a little profit from both sides of the war. The billionaire is protected by his wealth and remains a loose cannon on deck for the defenders. So inspired by Mossad they kidnap him, put him on trial under martial law, and have a firing squad shoot him live on tv. His last words are but I’m a genius

#moviepitch

Last updated 1 year ago

Piglet · @piglet
247 followers · 5412 posts · Server mastodon.scot

"It's a conservative life" An angle shows a right wing conservative what life would've been like without them. Turns out, a lot nicer. At the end of the film he throws himself off a bridge.

#moviepitch

Last updated 1 year ago

RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 · @RamenCatholic
787 followers · 13107 posts · Server mindly.social

but their families are two colonies of bacteria (or plaque, or whatever) on a tooth. It ends with all their 'bodies' decaying & forming a new cavity.

Someone please give me money for this idea.

I'll share some of my imaginary riches with whomever with the best title for this masterpiece!

#moviepitch #americandentalassociation #thetenthdentist #romeoandjuliet #comments #joinin

Last updated 1 year ago

BrainPilgrim · @brainpilgrim
223 followers · 1161 posts · Server neurodifferent.me

I would like to see every movie genre reimagined in a neurodivergent way. What would it be like to have a disaster movie with that outlook?

I don't want to be a character everyone points at. I'd like to see the full spectrum of spectrum people.

I think it would be a really interesting movie. But. I also think a lot of people wouldn't get it.

But we would.

#neurodiverse #actuallyautistic #AuDHD #moviepitch

Last updated 2 years ago

Randahl Fink · @randahl
1853 followers · 832 posts · Server mastodon.social

A Liam Neeson movie, but where he is a retired zookeeper traveling to Moscow where he takes out every single Russian propagandist and finally frees the raccoon Russia has TAKEN.

»If you let my raccoon go now, that will be the end of it. But if you don't…«

#moviepitch

Last updated 2 years ago

StillKindaHoping · @stillkindahoping
35 followers · 264 posts · Server mstdn.party

@TheGrumpySociologist
"Behold the Ramenator! Destroyer of appetites and darkest placer of stars! BEHOLD!! 🌟🌲🍲"

#alternativechristmas #ramen #moviepitch

Last updated 2 years ago

Level 420 Uber Vegan · @ElevenLathe
6 followers · 93 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org