Mark A. Rayner · @markarayner
1476 followers · 802 posts · Server mas.to
There are two types of cats: murder and doofus.
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #murdercat #humor #humour #funny
#funny #humour #humor #murdercat #catsofmastodon #catstodon #cats #cat #caturday
Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
728 followers · 5245 posts · Server social.ridetrans.itWell that's just great. #MurderCat (who we started fostering when she was around 6 weeks old) has matured from "I will immediately murder this roach," to "I will bring this roach I found from the basement up into the middle of the living room so that all my friends can have fun helping me murder it! Look at me I'm SHARING!" đĢ¤
Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
718 followers · 5131 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it
@VCP There's almost never a flying bug inside the house because #MurderCat never rests.
Here she is pretending to read her favorite book while waiting to eat some unsuspecting small creature.. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats
#murdercat #CatsOfMastodon #cats
Karen Bruner · @fuzzykb
354 followers · 1483 posts · Server hachyderm.io
Trish Murphy · @Topofmyvoice
104 followers · 409 posts · Server masto.ai
TIL: I let a murderer sleep in my bed. Also, we have a mole problem, though it is one mole smaller now. #murdercat #catstodon
Ed Boykin đ · @aviator
55 followers · 201 posts · Server hachyderm.io
"This window doesn't protect me from the world. It protects the world from me!"
- Steve the Cat
#catsofmastodon
#murdercat
Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
529 followers · 2283 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it
Alyssa Miller đŠī¸â :nyancat_rainbow: :donor: â · @alyssam_infosec
13032 followers · 1676 posts · Server infosec.exchange
That time Alyssa came up from her office and discovered Giuseppe trying to murder Hobbes.
A: Gio! What are you doing to Hobbes?
G: What do you mean. I'm just enjoying the sun. No clue where Hobbes went
H: mmmmfh hmmm hmmphf
A: I can see his tail!
G: Tail? What? Where?
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#murdercat #catsofmastodon #CatsOfInfoSec
Milquetoast :nonbinary_flag: · @milquetoast
80 followers · 450 posts · Server mastodon.lol
My little Knut in her neat purple sweater.
She hates it, and it is currently on the floor.
#catsinsweaters #CatsOfMastsodon #catstodon #cats #murdercat #lasereyes
#catsinsweaters #catsofmastsodon #catstodon #cats #murdercat #lasereyes
Milquetoast :nonbinary_flag: · @milquetoast
90 followers · 488 posts · Server mastodon.lolMy little Knut in her neat purple sweater.
She hates it, and it is currently on the floor.
#catsinsweaters #CatsOfMastsodon #catstodon #cats #murdercat #lasereyes
#catsinsweaters #catsofmastsodon #catstodon #cats #murdercat #lasereyes
Theodora Rosenberg · @AuthorTheoRose
24 followers · 72 posts · Server mastodon.socialHarley was grooming her paws, then started licking my face. She was rather offended when she realised it was my face đ¤Ŗ
She didn't talk to me for an hour!
#Cats #TortieCats #MurderCat