πΆ Show me where this bug is hiding
Tell me, IDE, 'cause I need to know now
Oh, because
My broken code is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
That this code can be made to work
Give me a sign
Hit this breakpoint one more time!
Tonight at 18:40 CEST, I'll be speaking (and singing!) on music and software at @JavaLandConf in the "Wintergarten" room. Come hear why lots of pop songs are not about love, but actually about software development! #JavaLand #MusicAndSoftware
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I'm dreaming of a white-box test
that covers everything I know
#musicandsoftware #holidayedition
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Away in an object, the bits in a row.
I call the constructor to see where they go.
I look down upon thee, and what do I see?
Exceptions and stacktraces taunting me.
Be near me, debugger, I ask thee to stay
Quite close to my bytecode, and help me today;
To find all the bugs and the NullPointers too,
'cause I need to ship this before Christmas is due.
#musicandsoftware #holidayedition
Excited to announce that I'll be speaking at #Jfokus 2023! My talk-slash-mini-concert will be about "Stairway to Heaven" and how this iconic rock song can improve your software development. https://jfokus.se/talks/1116 #MusicAndSoftware
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Don't run my test, my achy flaky test
I just don't think you'd understand
And if you run my test, my achy flaky test
It might blow up and kill this build, oooh!