Why companies choose muzak-lite for their hold music instead of classical music I will never understand. There's plenty of high-quality, free, recordings of great music. Wimpy easy-listening jazz music is probably the worst possible music in any multiverse I can imagine. At least Christian music has some sincerity.

It's doubly annoying because you only get it when you're on hold for some issue, the aural equivalent of telling somebody angry to "just chill". Grr.

#music #muzak #rage

Endelig en version af Barbie Girl der er til at holde ud at høre på 🤪 https://youtu.be/HyfQVZHmArA
#fredagssjov #muzak #johnnyforever

Etwas Fahrstuhlmusik.
Some elevator #music #muzak
https://invidious.0011.lt/watch?v=oEv5T8lxxnI

@TrickeryandMisery dude I LOOOVVEEEEEEE og #Muzak

There used to be a slammin' summer smooth jazz mix on Soundcloud but I can't find it anymore. Can anyone recommend a good summer mix? Doesn't have to be smooth jazz lol #muzak #djmix

@emkopetr Já osobně nyní ujíždím na #muzak hudbě, a pak mám ráda coverové rádio #abclounge, ambient, blues a jazz ( delta a elektric blues ) a klasickou hudbu. Tak nevím zda jsem vás potěšila 😁

#muzak #music 🤩

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMPOJWHkj50

Nejsem sice ,, stará osoba", nicméně poslední dobou jsem podlehla hudebnímu stylu #muzak , který jsem objevila docela nedávno.
Skvělá hudba na pozadí 👍👍
Například tento kanál má velké množství tohoto stylu. A divila jsem se, kolik na YouTube muzaku je. Spousty!

#music

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JAeeQoxGmJTm-D3IkF4AQ

Things that haunt me: I still remember the day roughly 20 years ago that I was shopping at the #supermarket for groceries, and for some reason I became consciously aware of the #muzak that was playing.

I thought, "this song seems familiar", but I couldn't quite place it. After another 30 seconds or so, it dawned on me that I was listening to a #SmoothJazz #xylophone cover of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by #TheRamones.

The reason I still think about this regularly two decades later is that I've been unable to decide if the juxtaposition between the theme of the song and the style of the arrangement was horrifying or an act of pure musical genius... :dragnheadphones:

I rodičů kocourek miluje #muzak hudbu 😁

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWYi8aHIFGs&t=4979

You know you are getting old when… “I Was Made for Loving You” as acoustic guitar instrumental wafting melodiously overhead. #KISS #muzak

play{ar(Splay,ar(LeakDC,ar(GrainFM,2,ar(TDuty,1/d=Dseq((1,3..21),inf)),2+ar(p=LFPar,0.3)/d*2,[2,3],f=Ddup(ar(p,0.05)*d/[3,7,5,1],Dseq((9..42).degreeToKey(Scale.phrygian),inf).midicps),f%d/12,ar(p)/2,Buffer.sendCollection(s,Env.perc.discretize)).tanh*0.8))} // #SuperCollider #Ballad #Cheesy #Muzak

Vincent Meissner Trio - Wille

#jazz #nowlistening #albumoftheday #youwillhatemyusic #mastoradio #music #muzak

#spicegirls “Say You’ll Be There” just came on over the #retail #muzak. It has a fun #harmonica #solo, but for a #british #popsong seems like a weird concept. Does anyone recall mouth harp solos that are more out of place?

#wednesdaywisdom #music #SpiceGirlsForever

Arssalendo - Tutti ammassati senza affetto

#nowlistening #albumoftheday #youwillhatemymusic #music #mastoradio #muzak

Arssalendo - Tutti ammassati senza affetto

#nowlistening #albumoftheday #youwillhatemymusic #music #mastoradio #muzak

https://images.genius.com/1511547b5bda811bce494efd130f5453.1000x1000x1.png

Little North - Wide Open

#jazz #youwillhatemymusic #mastoradio #muzak #music #nowlistening #albumoftheday

❝ Through and mostly because of streaming, Spotify has become essentially a worldwide Muzak machine. It follows users around, providing the soundtrack to life’s intermittent moments. When they’re dancing or studying, doing their makeup or their dishes, getting a haircut or buying kale, Spotify has become an interactive version of the supermarket music of old. ❞ → https://5mag.net/i-o/how-spotify-turned-dance-music-into-dance-muzak

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#Spotify #Muzak #MusicStreaming #DJ

@marcel Dabei sind wir mit #Muzak schon gut genug bedient...
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hintergrundmusik

@hashitout It's not a joke, but an awesome meta-80s experience. On the way to my grandma's house, we stopped at a #KMart in Sioux Falls. They were playing the #Muzak version of Let's Go Crazy by #Prince #HashItOut #So80sI