Uk emergency Alert test. The price of Lurpak has increased by another 75p lol. What the fuck is this all about really? More project fear from the government. Keep โ€˜em afraid, confused and fighting amongst themselves over inconsequential shit so they completely continue to ignore the 1% pillaging the country and the peasantry with the help of their corrupt governmental middle men.

#emergencyalert #myarse #fuckthetories

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Adam Jacobs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ · @statsguy
576 followers · 1314 posts · Server mas.to

I heartily approve of the precedent the government is setting in ignoring court rulings that we don't like.

I'm not particularly keen on the amount of tax I pay. So I'm thinking that if I pay less tax, and I end up with a court ruling telling me to pay more tax, I'll just ignore it.

That would be fine, right, Rishi?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-653

#myarse #partyoflawandorder

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Poobah ๐Ÿฅƒ · @poobah
3 followers · 40 posts · Server poobah.masto.host

โ€œArctic blastโ€ and โ€œSweep across the UKโ€? More like a dusting in the Midlands. They do like to sensualise things! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64875441

#myarse

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GregryC · @GregryC
163 followers · 239 posts · Server mastodon.online

'Something, something, then don't ask the man with the stinking cold to make the curry then, something, something.'

#tastesfinetome #myarse #toohot

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Bananas :coolified: · @LoubinWally
353 followers · 195 posts · Server mstdn.social

I find it quite nauseating that Matt Hancock is sat there on his arse, scratching things and fake smiling..... AND thinking he's "popular".... :vomit:


#myarse #imacelebrity

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GWFFtheKoK [KoK] · @GWFF
594 followers · 9172 posts · Server noagendasocial.com