In my dreams last night: While visiting an otherworld flea market I encounter 3 blonde Eastern European women in a yellow tent.
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In my dreams last night:

I got a tattoo of The Star tarot card. It was done exactly like I would get a tattoo of a Tarot card - with the iconography rearranged to fit and fill up the space on my left arm, with the female character larger and in the center. The tattoo artist was a young blonde woman who looked like the character on the card, and I was very happy to be receiving new ink.

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In my dreams last night:
Dream#: I was at a hipster house party. When I couldn't figure out how to use their toilet, I climbed out a window and escaped into the night.

Dream#2: Across a landscape of unwelcome I vent my anger at elitists and snobs.

Dream#3: A relative uncharacteristically extols the virtues of small pets and takes his family to buy birds, fish, and rodents.
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In my dreams last night: In Heidelberg, Germany I teach cats to do tricks.

Then, in Fargo, North Dakota I run towards a bus or train station worried that I would be left behind, and panicking that I've lost my ticket.

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In my dreams last night: accompanied by an ex-girlfriend I arrive at a train station. In a mirror I see that I am impersonating a celebrity that I loathe. I buy train tickets but worry that it will put me into overdraft.

Then - it's 1986 and I am working in the cereal aisle of a grocery store. I look around and see that the store sells nothing but colorful cereal boxes on every single shelf.
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In my dreams last night: Work nightmares. My workplace is an infinitely large building filled with people who are impossible to please. I get lost in unending hallways.

Then, in one corner of the inexhaustible bureaucracy I have a reunion with an old friend. #MyDreamJournal

In my dreams last night: I bought a house on a remote island and ran an animal sanctuary there. I had anteaters, an extinct flightless bird with teeth, geese, and goats. In my garage I was raising termites to feed the anteater. #MyDreamJournal

In my dreams las night: Patrick Stewart was my dentist. He was putting some kind of sealant on my teeth. When he briefly left the room, I messed with it with my hands. He came back and said, " no, no, no" because I had ruined the process. His disappointment in me as a patient was matched only by my disappointment in myself. #MyDreamJournal #StarTrekTNG

In my dreams last night: I use a skateboard to give myself a tour of Laramie, Wyoming. All the while I compose a letter to a friend aloud (he and I had a falling out in 2007). Then, at the Dollar Store, I contemplate buying a strange wine goblet made of crystal and magnets.
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In my dreams last night: I was riding in a red SUV being driven by my nephew. The sky over Rapid City became suddenly full of very heavy, black and opaque smoke, and there was a phosphoric and sulphuric smell in the air. We thought a volcano was erupting. But we persisted in driving into town. We found the entire town's population had been replaced by muppet-like creatures, and they were living in my nephew's family's house. #MyDreamJournal #MuppetApocalypse

In my dreams last night: I watched while an acquaintance committed an atrocity.

Then - with Type O Negative playing in the background I fly like a hawk over some of my lifetime's happiest memories.
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In my dreams last night: I was at Walmart shopping for Snickers bars and Batman movie soundtracks from the 90s. #MyDreamJournal

In my dreams last night: several of my aunts and cousins become possessed, and begin screaming horrible, hateful things at me and my immediate family. I try to employ my own superpowers to deal with the situation (hoping to fly away at least), but my superpowers don't work. Eventually Condor Boy, the Peruvian superhero, comes to our rescue. #MyDreamJournal

In my dreams last night: I'm at a wedding - of the kind I get invited to in South Dakota - where I don't know ANYONE. I find out it's a married couple renewing their vows. I roll my eyes. I find out it's a theme wedding and everyone is dressed like characters from "Alice in Wonderland" - the groom is dressed up as the Mad Hatter. I roll my eyes again and go looking for the bar. #MyDreamJournal

In my dreams last night: Driving through Maine with my ex fiance and her family. I leave my collection of drafting tools in the car and become upset. Then - muppets sing soulfully.
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In my dreams last night: A time traveler describes the rise and fall of great cities and civilizations. Great houses align with each other the old fashioned way. Then - on an acoustic guitar I play songs by The Church and Echo & the Bunnymen for a woman with pink hair. #MyDreamJournal

In my dream last night, the world was a massive levelled mall. Not unlike donkey kong. There were concerts, shows, rides, music, food, shops, everything you could dream of was there. Everyone lived in tenements adjacent the shops etc..The closer you were the cooler you were. I was babysitting and a 90’s rap song came on. I knew all the “correct” words when I sang along. I was lifted up to the top tier! Then…. I had to walk all the way back down to find those ratty kids! 😫😂 #MyDreamJournal

In my dreams last night: I'm driving in to Cheney, WA to go to Eastern WA University for the first time. I accidentally take the first exit, like I did the first time, and get there by a rural back road. Is there even a University here? I eventually find it, and immediately start playing "Afterburner" in the little arcade in the student union. I go to classes but forget what I'm majoring in. #MyDreamJournal #EWU

In my dreams last night: An incomprehensible professor teaching an incomprehensible class: theory for theory's sake. A frenemy arrives wearing a tweed jacket and a pug mask. Eugene, Oregon's scenery. #MyDreamJournal

In my dreams last night: Matthias goes through the looking glass in an epic adventure! An outing to a tap lounge leads to inadvertent car theft! A VW bug that can't be stopped! The Mabinogion, Tim Burton, Jim Henson and Brian Froud are all lovingly plagiarized! Giant carnivorous wall barnacles! I despoil a fairytale world with f-bombs and bloodshed! Have a complaint? Take a number and wait to speak to a sarcastic otherworld bureaucrat! #MyDreamJournal