kommt mir Grad so vor, als wären die Gespräche der Kids interessanter, als von den Elternteilen #mymomyourdad #vox

It goes loose!

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Gudrun. That's the name of overbite mom. 😜 I don't mean this in a negative way, at all. It's appealing. They don't usually pick unattractive people for dating shows.

Anyway, dancing is commencing.

One can tell who's been imbibing, and there's more than one. 🤣

Previews of coming attractions, and end.

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PS - the waffles are delicious.

Hot tub time!

Overbite blonde mom and bleached bald dad share the hot tub. Background music hints at coming drama.

Now the trumpet changes the music to latin boom chikka bow wow. 😜

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Grey hair dad and overbite blonde mom make waffles.

Monkey see, monkey do.

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Long haired dad and non glasses brunette, Anja (as opposed to Tanja, the other brunette who needs glasses to drive), play bocce ball.

Now Tanja und curly hair dad play darts.

After lawn games, a question, posed by the kid, is pulled out of a box.

Cut to kids playing in the pool

Cut back to long hair dad, Steffen?, and Anja.

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And once again the tendency to cut to commercial mid-scene, often mid-dialogue, drives me to fury in the blink of an eye.

*spirals*

Fuck you, #VOX. I hope your advertisers cock tasted good.

*spirals*

I'm not sure where the possessive apostrophe goes in "advertisers." It's a plural noun ending in s. Blä.

*slaps self*

Wu sah. Wu sah.

*bubbles*

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Now the parents play "who is this?" with photos chosen by the kids, and pulled at random out a box. I think.

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Ooo! I see there's one extra dad? At least, there's a rotating sit out each time they change tables for que card questions dating.

This round curly hair dad has to sit out, and he's giving the dad who just sat at the table of the mom he was talking to a dirty look. 😜 Drama is a'brewin'!

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Back to the kids. The hostess explains the kid's control room, and what their roles in this are.

🤣🤣 There are points? If your parent blames you for something, points are deducted. If your parent succeeds in a challenge the child has conceived, points are added. Or something like that.

Cut back to parents, and some of the dads have already gone peacock, so to speak. 🤣 Exaggerated mating rituals..

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Now the hostess has gathered the kids, and finding out why they think their parent should be here.

Cut to the parents and the first activity. Cue card questions dating! But the cue card questions were written by the kids! 🤣

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The hostess gathers the mom's and dad's together to explain the rules, so to speak. Encouraging them to get jiggy with it if they so desire. Challenges will be presented. Your initial pairings are up to you, and will change tomorrow.

The parents seem eager to boom chikka bow wow.

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😜 The brunette mom w/glasses, Tanja... #HubbaHubba! Mainly because brunettes in hornrim glasses give me an auto-boner.

Even Bobo, I'm ashamed to say.

Anyway, back to the show.

I know I'm not supposed to objectify women and all, but come on!

It's a dating show, and she's struttin' her stuff to attract a stiffy, and it's working.

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It goes loose!

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Die #trashtvbande geht bei #mymomyourdad rein

ein neuer stern am trash-tv himmel eltern werden in ner villa von ihren kindern beim anbandeln beobachtet die erste folge ist unterhaltsam besonders unangenehm war viktor aka bernd stromberg mein lieber schwan

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