Because I'm getting old, and slept in a slightly different position than usual, I now smell strongly of Deep Heat.

You wait. It's coming for you too.

#GettingOld #MyNeckHurts #ouch

To fall #asleep in #bed, my #pillow has to be perfectly fluffed, my duvet too. The temperature must me 1.4 degrees below the rest of the house, and my husbands breathing must be loud enough to hear but never approach a snore.

To fall asleep on the sofa, I need one leg on the back, the other leg over the arm, a #cat on my stomach digging it’s claws into my skin and my head must be firmly wedged between the sofa cushions.

#JustWokeUp #MyNeckHurts