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B/W photograph of a blonde w/bangs wearing garters sitting on a bed, legs spread, holding her gauzy chemise apart. Outer labia are visible; lower legs are out-of-frame. Strikingly her eyes match black garter belt; "Come get some" expression—she is not smiling. Floral print wallpaper. Shoulder and head are at opposite angles. One is up and the other down. Good composition overall.

Awoke to a blocked right Eustachian tube. Most annoying! ⚮⚮⚮Shifting from #MyNudeDescriptions to
#MyNudeAlts as per voting. One vote! ⚮⚮⚮Sorting through boxes of genealogy, ye olde notebooks and the like. ⚮⚮⚮

IRT #MyNudeDescriptions (I'm retiring that hashtag; see below), I'm 64, and as such a '70s Playboy kid. If I wanted pink tunnels I'd watch the Barbie film.
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