Umbelina · @anadomingos
216 followers · 271 posts · Server masto.pt

Esvaziei umas caixas este fim de semana, olhem o que encontrei 😍

#myprecious

Last updated 1 year ago

Kerri Levine · @RushGirl
201 followers · 2398 posts · Server stranger.social

The lighter side of treason...

#myprecious

Last updated 1 year ago

d'aïeux et d'ailleurs · @daieuxetdailleurs
441 followers · 770 posts · Server framapiaf.org
Ellen van Putten · @kauwvrouw
87 followers · 81 posts · Server mastodon.frl
Dataphon · @helmie
58 followers · 381 posts · Server hessen.social

🦈 🐂 :

Evil hobbitses
Writing haiku just to hurt
Poor old Smeagol :blobeyes:

Evil hobbitses
They make poor Smeagol speak
Only in haiku




#gollum #myprecious #haiku

Last updated 1 year ago

Jess For A Laugh · @meeple
491 followers · 126 posts · Server mstdn.games
Chris Merle · @clmerle
348 followers · 5556 posts · Server mstdn.social

I hate that I have to shop at Walmart sometimes, the destroyer of small town downtowns and local businesses. I hate that they had everything I had on my shopping list today. They had stuff my regular grocery store should carry but is always out of. And they carry the brand of precooked bacon my wife prefers.

#myprecious #firstworldproblems #walmart #bigboxstores

Last updated 1 year ago

Thomas N. Feldborg Bruun · @8ruun
204 followers · 213 posts · Server expressional.social

@Chigaze The struggle is real…😂

#myprecious

Last updated 1 year ago

Laura Cochran · @lacochran
737 followers · 850 posts · Server universeodon.com
KydiaMusic · @KydiaMusic
29 followers · 18 posts · Server mastodon.social

Overcompensating… for the lack of any morals.

#myprecious

Last updated 2 years ago

Thor Stockman · @thornyc
11 followers · 20 posts · Server home.social

Overcompensating… for the lack of any morals.

#myprecious

Last updated 2 years ago

cottonmanifesto · @cottonmanifesto
92 followers · 297 posts · Server home.social
Ess.Bee.Bee · @essbeebee
90 followers · 698 posts · Server mstdn.party

DAY 1

Twitter Friend: Gee, twitter is falling apart.

Me: Yeah, I'm over on something called Mastodon now

DAY 2

Twit: I don't think I can't take much more of twitter like this.

Me: Yeah, Mastodon doesn't make a lot of sense yet, but it's clearly a better social experience.

DAY 3

Twit: Okay, fuck this, I deactivated my twitter account and am making the move to, where is it you went?

Me: Twitter. I went to Twitter.

#myprecious #fuckouttahere

Last updated 2 years ago

@thetitanborn well isn’t this just a precious, precious little kitty!!! 🥰🥰🥰 Do I sound like Gollum? 😂😂

#myprecious

Last updated 2 years ago

HP · @masolei
433 followers · 3150 posts · Server calculate.social

@shuro хороший?!) Да он великолепен! 😃

#myprecious

Last updated 4 years ago