While #ElonMusk and #MarkZuckerberg are having their pathetic little mid-life-crisis dick measuring contest, the TRUE father of social media, #MySpaceTom, is posting IG stories of his dog set to โYouโve Got A Friend in Meโ and I am SO here for it.
https://instagram.com/stories/myspacetom/3145707429296079107?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=Y2IzZGU1MTFhOQ==
#elonmusk #MarkZuckerberg #myspacetom
I wonder if Tom from Myspace will ever pop up on Mastodonโฆ
#Myspace #Myspacetom #Mastodon
#myspace #myspacetom #mastodon
Okay but will I be able to add a Jack Johnson song to my profile?
#myspace #myspacetom #twitter #elonmusk #twitterceo
"Assuredly there was #MyspaceTom, for he is known as #FirstFriend by the generation that was sired by #LutherBlissett. We know of these two, and I will impart the further secret of a third master who walks among us as if unknown, but familiar as the face in the looking glass. For #JohnMastodon gives us but one sole commandment: join me."
- Hypostasis of the Archons
#johnmastodon #lutherblissett #firstfriend #myspacetom