This was the best art reception/birthday party ever! #nameaninjaturtleaftermeyoucowards

[Description: A collage of five photographs from an #art reception, including a picture of the artist with a friend who created a new Ninja Turtle action figure, a giant #cake, the artist posed with “ta-da” hands, a pair of artists holding a Renaissance hoodie, and an artist couple making goofy faces in front of the art.]

I hope to see you today, April 28th, at the art reception for Name a Ninja Turtle after Me, You Cowards! (This is also my #birthday party.) #nameaninjaturtleaftermeyoucowards

[Description: A black and white selfie of an artist, who clearly cuts her own bangs, posing next to a large oil #painting of two men lounging next to the largest box of Pop Tarts this side of the Mississippi.]

Can it be true? Am I done with this cheesy #brodalisque painting? Come see it for yourself at my #art reception on April 28th at No. 7 Center Gallery in Vermillion, SD from 5-7 pm. #nameaninjaturtleaftermeyoucowards

[Description: An artist decked in leopard print beams with pride while holding a horizontal oil painting of a man wearing a Captain Kirk shirt, splayed next to a vat of #cheeseballs.]

I’ve been busy watching paint dry! The two smaller #brodalisque paintings are going to make their debut on April 28th at No. 7 Center Gallery in Vermillion, SD. I hope you’ll celebrate with me at my art reception from 5-7! #nameaninjaturtleaftermeyoucowards

[Description: An optimistic artist in a Deadpool hoodie poses with outstretched arms in front of three oil paintings of reclining dudes all crammed on a white studio wall, hoping that the two smallest canvases will dry quickly.]

Less than 15% of exhibitions in museums in the United States feature women artists, and 0% of the Ninja Turtles were named after women artists. This is why my next exhibition is called Name a Ninja Turtle after me, You Cowards! (Not only am I skilled painter, but my middle name is Artemisia.) #nameaninjaturtleaftermeyoucowards #brodalisque #tmnt

My #brodalisque #art is a bad influence on me! What’s your favorite pizza? #nameaninjaturtleaftermeyoucowards

[Description: An artist clutches a giant slice of Margherita #pizza in their hands like a rabid weasel while hunched over in front of their partially finished painting of a man cave that features a pizza box.]

Why do I keep sharing all these painting-in-progress photos? I’m just trying to help some poor grad student in the year 2525 write their #art history thesis about me. #nameaninjaturtleaftermeyoucowards

[Description: An achromatic photo of an artist posing next to an almost finished #painting of two bros reclining on a pile of junk food.]

My art is having a bad influence on me. I want to eat snacks in my #pajamas but I made it to work! What would your rather do instead of working? #brodalisque #nameaninjaturtleaftermeyoucowards

[Description: An #artist poses with outstretched arms in front of a partially-finished painting of two men lounging in fuzzy superhero pajamas.]

What’s the #weather like in your area? Whoever writes my biography should note that I braved -40°F temperatures to paint. #nameaninjaturtleaftermeyoucowards

[Description: An #artist wearing her #winter gear pauses for a selfie before painting because it’s too cold to take off her coat.]