ME to the other Grandma, trying to talk over the heads of our grands:

“He [disgraced local politician]
is a J-E-R-K.”

JACK, age 7: “I know you just spelled ‘JERK,’ Nana”

ME: “Did you? How about if I say
‘ERK-Jay?’

JACK: “No. I don’t know what that is.”

ME: “OK, good. We still have #PigLatin.”

OTHER GRANDMA: “Except I can’t speak Pig Latin.”

Kid-safe #communication just got complicated by #Education. 🤷🏻‍♀️
#NanaLife.