I know it sounds like mere hyperbole, but it's real and it happened to me just last week.

Forty 👏 Pounds 👏 Of 👏 Shit 👏

And I really did believe it was a sausage. smdh.

It's really embarrassing obviously, but reflects even worse on the #portland #activists who keep viciously fooling me in this way.

Thank you #NancyRommelmann. https://kolektiva.social/@findoctrine/110573204903584702

despite the slings and arrows of outrageous empirical data, #NancyRommelmann will never stop making this claim lol
https://pdx.vote/defund-the-narrative-the-portland-police-have-been-defunded-talking-point-is-really-absurd-and-needs-to-stop/
https://kolektiva.social/@findoctrine/110573436590935316

despite the slings and arrows of outrageous empirical data, #NancyRommelmann will never stop making this claim lol
https://pdx.vote/defund-the-narrative-the-portland-police-have-been-defunded-talking-point-is-really-absurd-and-needs-to-stop/
https://kolektiva.social/@findoctrine/110573436590935316

here's a video of intrepid #TruthTeller and #InvestigativeJournalist #NancyRommelmann confidently stating in 2020 that #PortlandPolice had already been #defunded by 50% for five years at that point

in reality, their budget had ballooned from 183M to 231M since 2015.
I'm sure this was just an innocent mistake, and not far-right disinformation / propaganda.

https://pdx.vote/defund-the-narrative-the-portland-police-have-been-defunded-talking-point-is-really-absurd-and-needs-to-stop/

ICMYI - #NancyRommelmann used #ReasonMagazine to whitewash an alt-right fascist who crossed state lines to travel to #PDX, then yelled homophobic slurs while engaging in mob violence along with #ProudBoys, #Nazis, and #Fascists https://kolektiva.media/w/uVetLZzej5CfB8CWXfH4yz

just yesterday, for the seventh time in less than a month, a black-clad activist handed me a sausage, saying "hey, enjoy this sausage, I know how much you love sausages" -- reader, once again i found out the hard way that it was a turd.

honestly feeling really betrayed by my #PDX community. :(

grateful to intrepid truth-teller #NancyRommelmann for giving voice to my experience.

https://kolektiva.social/@findoctrine/110573204903584702

just yesterday, for the seventh time in less than a month, a black-clad activist handed me a sausage, saying "hey, enjoy this sausage" -- reader, once again i found out the hard way that it was a turd.

honestly feeling really betrayed by my community. :(

grateful to #NancyRommelmann for giving voice to my experience.

https://kolektiva.social/@findoctrine/110573204903584702

on june 30, 2018, alt-right fascist Erin Smith yelled homophobic slurs & brutally assaulted someone who was laying on the ground after they had been knocked down from a punch by convicted #January6 #SeditiousConspiracy #ProudBoys leader #EthanNordean.

#ReasonMagazine's right wing pundit #NancyRommelmann ignored this incident (and many others) & laundered Smith as a "conservative". https://kolektiva.media/w/uVetLZzej5CfB8CWXfH4yz

the #AltRight fascist who #NancyRommelmann whitewashed as a "conservative" was assaulting someone in collaboration with convicted #January6 #ProudBoys seditious conspiracist #EthanNordean https://kolektiva.media/w/uVetLZzej5CfB8CWXfH4yz

#NancyRommelmann https://kolektiva.social/@findoctrine/109433993321682713

#NancyRommelmann whitewashes fascists to help push a far right cultural movement https://kolektiva.social/@findoctrine/109433993321682713