Ten Cent Takes · @tencenttakes
128 followers · 231 posts · Server retro.pizza
I'm gonna say it: The way Spidey eats burritos is a war crime.
#NationalBurritoDay
Debt Peon "Boostin' Toots" · @humintelpro
38 followers · 2895 posts · Server cityofchicago.live
Holy shit, I was just thinking about what kind of burrito I was going to order today, and I didn't even know!
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RT @KBMorrison15
Happy #NationalBurritoDay !!! π―
https://twitter.com/KBMorrison15/status/1644081620276727815
Deborah Edwards-OΓ±oro · @redcrew
312 followers · 3423 posts · Server mstdn.social
Did you know today is National Burrito Day? Here are restaurants in the United States that are celebrating the day with special deals.
https://lifehacker.com/these-are-the-best-national-burrito-day-deals-1850304305
Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
25 followers · 420 posts · Server me.dmWell, now I'm drinking #kava and #nationalburritoday can go to hell!
#kava #nationalburritoday #mentalhealth #anxiety #depression
Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
25 followers · 416 posts · Server me.dm
"The powers that be have decreed the first Thursday in April to be National Burrito Day, and a number of national chains are celebrating accordingly."
The powers that be? How about those people selling burritos have decreed...
Idiots! Now we need to have a national day for every damn thing.
"Today is the National Doorknob Day... Hur hur hur..."
#the #stupid #it #hurts #nationalburritoday #morons #idiots
itsJamesD · @itsJamesD
3 followers · 38 posts · Server ohai.social
JennyKorn · @JennyKorn
5 followers · 144 posts · Server masto.ai#holidays #WorldTableTennisDay, #InternationalDayOfSportForDevelopmentAndPeace, #NationalSiameseCatDay, #NationalStudentAthleteDay, #NationalCaramelPopcornDay, #NationalAlcoholScreeningDay, #NationalTeflonDay, #NationalBurritoDay, #ChurchOfLatterDaySaintsDay, #DrowsyDriversAwarenessDay, #PlanYourEpitaphDay, #JumpOverThingsDay, #NewBeersEve, #FreshTomatoDay, #TwinkieDay, #TartanDay, #ArmyDay, #Passover
#holidays #worldtabletennisday #internationaldayofsportfordevelopmentandpeace #nationalsiamesecatday #nationalstudentathleteday #nationalcaramelpopcornday #nationalalcoholscreeningday #nationalteflonday #nationalburritoday #churchoflatterdaysaintsday #drowsydriversawarenessday #planyourepitaphday #jumpoverthingsday #newbeerseve #freshtomatoday #twinkieday #tartanday #armyday #passover
JennyKorn · @JennyKorn
7 followers · 250 posts · Server masto.ai#holidays #WorldTableTennisDay, #InternationalDayOfSportForDevelopmentAndPeace, #NationalSiameseCatDay, #NationalStudentAthleteDay, #NationalCaramelPopcornDay, #NationalAlcoholScreeningDay, #NationalTeflonDay, #NationalBurritoDay, #ChurchOfLatterDaySaintsDay, #DrowsyDriversAwarenessDay, #PlanYourEpitaphDay, #JumpOverThingsDay, #NewBeersEve, #FreshTomatoDay, #TwinkieDay, #TartanDay, #ArmyDay, #Passover
#holidays #worldtabletennisday #internationaldayofsportfordevelopmentandpeace #nationalsiamesecatday #nationalstudentathleteday #nationalcaramelpopcornday #nationalalcoholscreeningday #nationalteflonday #nationalburritoday #churchoflatterdaysaintsday #drowsydriversawarenessday #planyourepitaphday #jumpoverthingsday #newbeerseve #freshtomatoday #twinkieday #tartanday #armyday #passover
π ΖΈπππΖ· π½ βΒͺΞΒΊΖ π£ Ω · @aaronjhill
18 followers · 1304 posts · Server mastodon.xyzIt's #NationalBurritoDay and, dammit, I am quarantined without any tortillas!
Jonathan Smith · @l1br4r14n
21 followers · 5 posts · Server octodon.socialNo idea what #NationalBurritoDay is but it inspired me to get a carnitas burrito at Los Gallos Taqueria. #yum
Nick · @nick
198 followers · 4162 posts · Server toot.cafe
Nick · @nick
198 followers · 4162 posts · Server toot.cafeBURRITO UPDATE: I have just been informed it is #NationalBurritoDay, meaning my joke is now "topical"