Grissallia 🏳️‍⚧️ · @grissallia
898 followers · 4391 posts · Server aus.social

July 7, 2023 - Day 188 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 207

Game: Neon White

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Jun 17, 2022
Library Date: May 13, 2023
Unplayed: 55d (1m24d)
Playtime: 19m

Neon White is... um.

OK, let me try this a different way.

Neon White answers the question... nope. Got nothing. I'm unable to imagine the question to which Neon White would be the answer.

I played this at 11:45pm last night, after a long work day, and then a concert.

I spent most of today trying to work out how to review the game, because it's not really like anything I've played before.

It's part-FPS, part-puzzle game, part-3D-platformer, part-parkour, part-card battler, part-manga-visual-novel?

This is genuinely the hardest time I've had reviewing a game.

You enter the game as a character that has just died; with no memory of your past, you find yourself in ... heaven?

As a visitor, or a "Neon". You've been put into a competition; while you should be in hell, you've been tasked with earning a spot in heaven by killing the most demons who are trying to invade heaven.

You do this through the power of parkour... and guns. Lots of... cards?

Instead of guns, as you parkour around the place (thus the platforming part), you find cards. Each card represents a different weapon, and discarding the card has a secondary effect.

One card, for instance, is a handgun with thirty bullets. Run towards a demon, shoot it in the face, run past where it was, around the corner, jump and discard the card mid-jump for double-jump to allow you to reach the next platform.

Time it wrong, and you're stuck, and have to restart the level. Restarting is quick, which is good, because you'll be doing it a lot; you need to chain all of these different moves together, because traversing the level is timed, and the faster you complete it, the better the rewards.

The better the rewards, the better the chance that you'll win first place, and the place in heaven.

Neon White is weird and frantic and challenging and...

4: Good...?

#neonwhite #parkour #fps #platformer #mastodongaming #gaming #project365ong #project365 #newplay

Last updated 1 year ago

Cryomy · @cryomy
23 followers · 450 posts · Server vt.social

LET'S! FUCKING! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#neonwhite

Last updated 1 year ago

bogge101 · @thomas
21 followers · 148 posts · Server panzner.net
꧁Sleepy-cea꧂ · @alcea
26 followers · 1587 posts · Server pb.todon.de
Jon Anderson · @anderson_jon
48 followers · 209 posts · Server hachyderm.io

I had played some of on Switch but then noticed it's on PS5 now so got it again and man do I just enjoy zipping around playing this game.

#neonwhite

Last updated 2 years ago

Jeff Kotuby · @jeffkotuby
23 followers · 50 posts · Server cr8r.gg

It's every other Friday, you know what that means - 🚨🚨🚨 NEW EPISODE OF PARTY XP 🚨🚨🚨

This week, Lakan and I discuss Neon White, the awesome critically-acclaimed action/shooter/platformer. Check it out:

anchor.fm/party-xp/episodes/Ep

#Podcasts #spotify #anchor #gaming #videogames #neonwhite #podcast #sorryforallthehashtags

Last updated 2 years ago

Oozutsu Cannon :verified: · @OozutsuCannon
4340 followers · 566 posts · Server baraag.net

Neon White Gals - (Substar Commission)

If you like my content please support me at subscribestar.adult/oozutsucan
You can get access to early drawings and drawing tiers!
If thats not your thing you can buy me a coffee at ko-fi.com/oozucannon

For uncensored content follow me at baraag.net/web/@OozutsuCannon

And lastly if you want to see my work process come to see me stream at pomf.tv/stream/OozutsuCannon

#neonwhite

Last updated 2 years ago

Alcea · @alcea
9 followers · 346 posts · Server pb.todon.de
NewtNeut :verified: · @NewtNeut
11 followers · 88 posts · Server vt.social

Happy New Year! We're playing some Neon White to ring in the new year with a ton of changes in the back-end for you to have fun with!

Come in and give it a shot!
⬇️Look in replies to watch!⬇️

Hope to see you there!

#vtuber #streamer #neonwhite

Last updated 2 years ago

danielholt · @danielholt
141 followers · 377 posts · Server mstdn.games

Okay folks. It's time for my list. I like to limit these things to games that came out in the current calendar year (I'm aware VS hit at the end of 2021) so it doesn't feature older games I've been loving. What's on your ?

My favourite 'New' games of 2022:

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Honourable mention to and , I just couldn't find the space for them in my top five.

#goty2022 #top5 #eldenring #tunic #cupheaddelicouslastcourse #vampiresurvivors #asduskfalls #neonwhite #thequarry #videogames #gaming

Last updated 2 years ago

danielholt · @danielholt
112 followers · 205 posts · Server mstdn.games

The Game That Makes My Hands Feel As Old As They Are Award - Winner: Neon White

The first 3-4 hours of Neon White we're some of my favourite hours in any video game all year. It's a speed-running focused FPS with card mechanic and style and a killer soundtrack and everyone is extremely horny.

Unfortunately for me, as the game became more difficult my old man hands started to fail me; as such I never finished it.

But what an experience it was

#goty22awards #neonwhite #videogames #gaming

Last updated 2 years ago

danielholt · @danielholt
96 followers · 77 posts · Server mstdn.games

Oh man, taking best Indie ahead of and Is a bit of a let down.

It's a fine game, but compared to the other games (including ) it doesn't really bring anything new to the table.

I don't want to be *that* guy, but is it a Cat thing? 2022's version of the internet favourite, Untitled Goose Game.

#stray #neonwhite #vampiresurvivors #tunic #norco

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert · @TruthWeave
0 followers · 7 posts · Server artisan.chat

Aim for the heavens!

Neon White turned out to be a game that resonated with me way more than I expected. It was fun racing my friends to see who gets a better time

#art #MastoArt #neonwhite #clipstudiopaint

Last updated 2 years ago

How does advertising streams work on Mastodon? I don't know, but I'm trying anyway

Red panda go nyoom! Come join in and berate me playing Neon White, hopefully finishing tonight

twitch.tv/alexkrowngaardvt

#vtuber #vtubers #vtubersen #neonwhite #twitch

Last updated 2 years ago

Fungus · @Festeringfungus
130 followers · 440 posts · Server baraag.net

some more neon white

#neonwhite

Last updated 2 years ago

Fungus · @Festeringfungus
130 followers · 440 posts · Server baraag.net

some of my neon white works,

#neonwhite

Last updated 2 years ago