Dateline 2023: The #EasterBunny makes a critical error in its choice of subcontractors. #BunBun #TimeToDie #Nerdboy #HappyEaster

Aside from the #CLIPInterrogator weirdness and the patterns which emerge, I'm struck by how many '60s #Nerdboy models feature them disrobing. Classic strip tease.

CLIP Interrogator, 6612, 53.3K, Best Mode
a naked woman standing in front of a christmas tree, a colorized photo, by Carlos Trillo Name, lowbrow, long brown hair, sexy lips :5 stylish, bare midriff, 1 9 7 0 s female alive, profile picture 1024px, jaina solo, young sensual gravure idol, reddish, rectangular
#NerdBoy

CLIP Interrogator, 6907, 52K, Best Mode
a naked woman standing on top of a bed, a colorized photo, by Leonard Daniels, dribble, lowbrow, wearing jeans, ffffound, j - lo
#NerdBoy

CLIP Interrogator, 6810, Full Mode
a naked woman sitting on top of a bed, a colorized photo, by Bunny Yeager, lowbrow, long blonde hair and large eyes, wearing a beret, sixties, hands in her hair. side-view, reese witherspoon face, female anthropomorphic wolf, vhs cover, david hamilton, full shot photograph, princess zelda, sweet and innocent, rupert murdoch
#NerdBoy

Ooops. It appears that #NerdBoy is extant, albeit more in one section of the Mastodon Venn digram than others︒︒︒ I have no idea idea what I'm doing, and I'm doing it anyway. This is progress︒︒︒ If I only had a brain︒︒︒

What the feckin' Hell... Only one of my CLIP Interrogator #NerdBoy shows up. This is AI citizen science! Can't I be 17 anymore... ‽

To be clear the data set from which I am drawing is idiosyncratic. If memory serves, these Playboy centerfolds were from a Hungarian website; if timestamps serve, I downloaded them all in 10 May 2011. #NerdBoy

CLIP Interrogator, 6208, 51.1K
a woman that is sitting on a chair, a colorized photo, by Bunny Yeager, dribble, fantastic realism, white mug, amy adams, wearing a towel, margaret thatcher, full subject shown in photo, hand on hips, in the morning, with a white mug
#Nerdboy

CLIP Interrogator, 6605, 48.3K, a woman in red pants and a purple shirt, fantastic realism, small breasts, perfect symmetry, cupboards, dayanita singh
#NerdBoy

To be fair, #NerdBoy is a pathetic exercise in both senses of the term. #Demisexuality have their ambit and their domain; we grew up on dot dot dot; #NerdGirl too (I'm being cis here, sue me).

Perusing '60s Playboy centerfolds it strikes me how so many models are depicted as having agency. You've been jacking off. The pages disrobe; she is about to. You can see her hands. #Nerdboy

'70s #NerdBoy. I prefer soft cheesecake.

If I'm going to keep on publishing #NerdBoy clavicles and phalanges they're going get me hard. (Girls are welcome to discover heretofore unknown fetishes themselves, of course.)

#NerdBoy Erratum: Hold up, there's a duplicate? #Quantumfold, so to speak.

OK, ladies and gentlemen... Today's admittedly idiosyncratic stratified sampling of #NerdBoy has ended for today. I am (roughly) on UTC.

It would be extremely interesting to feed the #NerdBoy captions to Generative Adversarial Networks #GAN and the like and then just let them cycle through the #ImageCaptionLoop indefinitely. Images generate captions; captions generate images. Would a #Loab show up? (Full disclosure: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loab (which I curated)). It's not as if we don't have the data set; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna was the precursor.

Currently objectifying Playboy's highly-produced versions of women attractive to cis males, a superb masturbatory device if ever there was one. #NerdBoy #CitizenScience #Nostalgia