What did the cheese-making Mandalorian say after he ended up with some leftover liquid?
'This is the whey'.
#nerdjoke #dadjoke #nineyearoldwasnotimpressed
@john @TetZoo Darren's ring tone. #nerdjoke https://www.zedge.net/ringtone/40cdc0ca-278d-4788-b324-7e165f326272
#FoxNews has been running in headless mode for a long Ng time.
#nerdjoke #chromedriver #selenium #foxnews
Why would I want to chat with a partition table?
At least MBR knew how to keep its mouth shut.
A pagan healer with very specific cryptocraphic skillset - a sha-man.
10 vote "Speaker of the House"
20 goto 10
#Speakerofthehouse #programmingmemes #programmingjoke #nerdjoke
#speakerofthehouse #programmingmemes #programmingjoke #nerdjoke
For values of x arbitrarily close to -40, f(x) = c(x)
#math #mathematics #science #engineering #weather #meteorology #nerdjoke
#math #mathematics #science #engineering #weather #meteorology #nerdjoke
"My rhymes are unforgettable,
My closure is not subsettable"
If your computer can no longer see your printer, is it a sign that it's losing its peripheral vision?
My son asked for a black forest gateau as his birthday cake. Unfortunately my wife got a recipe that excluded any raising agent in error. It ended up being so dense that I've renamed it Schwarzchild Kirschtorte. #BlackHoles #Baking #NerdJoke
Turning off ipv4 this Month.
It’s no NAT November for me
#dadjoke #nerdjoke #networking #ipv4
#dadjoke #nerdjoke #networking #ipv4
It's 404am..... Sleep not found. #nerdjoke
Been awake thinking about work since about 3:15. It's going to be a long ass day and I'm flying solo because it's Ascension Day for the other two guys in the team based in Germany and the Netherlands
RT @dinogen@twitter.activitypub.actor
Why iron-man and not fe-male? #nerdjoke