Kenji-san · @ironman07882
21 followers · 79 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net

Answer: ask the client customer for more money to fix your architecture problem 🤣. @nixCraft

#linux #foss #humor #joke #humour #nerdjoke #nerdjokes

Last updated 1 year ago

· @birnim
62 followers · 6177 posts · Server fosstodon.org

@Gina "Make install not war"!

#nerdjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Kai Pelzel · @kaipelzel
97 followers · 750 posts · Server cmdr.social

uint16 maximum erreicht…

#nerdjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Keith Bradnam 📈 · @kbradnam
283 followers · 195 posts · Server hachyderm.io

What did the cheese-making Mandalorian say after he ended up with some leftover liquid?

'This is the whey'.

#nerdjoke #dadjoke #nineyearoldwasnotimpressed

Last updated 1 year ago

Sharon of the Strange Times · @idoubtit
1241 followers · 1782 posts · Server mstdn.social

has been running in headless mode for a long Ng time.

#nerdjoke #chromedriver #selenium #foxnews

Last updated 2 years ago

Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar · @yngmar
468 followers · 6860 posts · Server social.tchncs.de

Why would I want to chat with a partition table?

At least MBR knew how to keep its mouth shut.

#chatgpt #nerdjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

>_ krash :glider:​ · @Krash
42 followers · 18 posts · Server infosec.exchange

The worst thing about alfamales?

They aren't developed enough.

I mean, they haven't reached release candidate or even beta stage for christ's sake.

#dadjokes #nerdjoke #humor

Last updated 2 years ago

:derp: Juha :derp: · @juhaoletettu
239 followers · 2828 posts · Server eliitin-some.fi

A pagan healer with very specific cryptocraphic skillset - a sha-man.

#nerdjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

JDWr1ghtBra1n · @JDWr1ghtBra1n
84 followers · 284 posts · Server mstdn.party
Calyo Delphi · @dragonarchitect
264 followers · 1252 posts · Server rubber.social
quantixed · @quantixed
79 followers · 44 posts · Server fosstodon.org

"My rhymes are unforgettable,
My closure is not subsettable"

#rstats #rstatsraps #nerdjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Peckishly · @peckishly
113 followers · 135 posts · Server mstdn.party

If your computer can no longer see your printer, is it a sign that it's losing its peripheral vision?

#humor #nerdjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Cian Ó Muilleoir · @KinoEmm
73 followers · 215 posts · Server data-folks.masto.host

My son asked for a black forest gateau as his birthday cake. Unfortunately my wife got a recipe that excluded any raising agent in error. It ended up being so dense that I've renamed it Schwarzchild Kirschtorte.

#blackholes #baking #nerdjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Ferdian · @ffrericks
279 followers · 1137 posts · Server mastodon.nl

HTTP Status Code: 413

That's what she said

#nerdjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Sampath Pāṇini ® ✅ · @paninid
269 followers · 1452 posts · Server mastodon.world

Nerds gonna math humor

#nerdjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

unclemarc · @unclemarc
40 followers · 165 posts · Server social.undrground.org

#nerdjoke #nerd

Last updated 2 years ago

Playerlist · @playerlist
1 followers · 28 posts · Server ioc.exchange

Turning off ipv4 this Month.

It’s no NAT November for me

#dadjoke #nerdjoke #networking #ipv4

Last updated 2 years ago

Martin Pugh · @pugmiester
37 followers · 999 posts · Server bsd.network

It's 404am..... Sleep not found.

Been awake thinking about work since about 3:15. It's going to be a long ass day and I'm flying solo because it's Ascension Day for the other two guys in the team based in Germany and the Netherlands

#nerdjoke

Last updated 4 years ago

quinta · @quinta
3027 followers · 9948 posts · Server mastodon.uno

RT @dinogen@twitter.activitypub.actor
Why iron-man and not fe-male?

#nerdjoke

Last updated 5 years ago