I will continue to subject everyone to stupid #Neurolink jokes until I get some boosts!
#nerlingersjokes

I’m beginning to wonder what kind of monkey business #Neurolink is really up to.
#musk #nerlingersjokes

The beta release of the #Neurolink brain implant was considered a success because implanted monkeys hoarded bananas while the monkeys implanted with a placebo starved to death. The implanted monkeys explained their new behavior saying “the starving monkeys would have died anyway.”
#elonmusk #musk

When Werner Forssman invented the a heart catheter, he had to prove the procedure was safe, so he inserted a catheter into his own arm's artery and pushed it all the way into his heart. Then he walked himself to his hospitals radiology department and had the technician take x-rays of himself to prove that he had safely achieved access to the heart.

I'll be interested in doing #Neurolink after Elon #Musk does it.

https://www.teslarati.com/elon-musk-neuralink-human-trial-schedule-estimate/

Warning firms may use brain data to watch workers - a hypothetical ‘bad’ use of devices like Musk’s #neurolink - you knew our capitalist overlords were gonna twist these new technologies to their own purposes, right? Makes opting out and going off the grid and becoming self-sufficient look pretty good rn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-65822889

I'm alright with Elon #Musk's company #neurolink testing on humans.

As long as the first human is Elon.

Nobody's seriously letting an Elon Musk company implant anything near their brain without having a medical malpractice lawyer on retainer I hope. #neurolink

@rodhilton

#Musk is peak white privilege and toxic masculinity.
#tesla is the Blackberry of EV’s, the market has finally realized this fact.
#spacex was never him. My guess is they would be further along in development without him.
#neurolink is a prime reason you should never add content to twitter.

As Jimi Hendrix said “fall mountains fall, just don’t fall on me.”
Enjoying his very public decent.

@annaldavis I'd definitely use it to aid with #anxiety and #depression.

Beyond that would be to read and retain information faster and with less repetition.

It'd be a big help writing code and learning new skills to change careers.

#neuralink #neurotech #neurolink

@lekowicz @pluralistic Coming soon, #neurolink with #FullSelfDriving

You can't make a screenshot (android) from the Twitter Help Center / Setting and Support view, then what?

We're going to write #mastodon and an AI will pre-cog our thoughts via #neurolink
while we use #starlink
while being self-driven in a #tesla to hell!

Really? That's genius?

Only MAGA types would allow Musk to put a neurolink in their heads (even though they rejected COVID vaccines because they stupidly believed it contained neurolinks. Maybe someone should have started a rumor that they were Musk's neurolinks so they would have gotten vaccinated). But, it all cancels out. Elon apparently doesn't need neurolinks to control MAGA brains. So, I conclude, there is no market for Musk's neurolinks.

#Neurolink #musk #MAGA

By 2032 people will be getting high by pirating software to their smart phones that illegally modify a brain implant to promote release of chemicals to brain that make them feel as if they used marijuana, alcohol, MDMA, and other substances..

#drugs #marijuana (not calling it a drug, chill) #alcohol #neurolink #future

Who Is Elon Musk? Discover Tesla Founder Investments, Net Worth And Family - Elon Musk officially completed his $44 billion acquisition of Twitter after renami... - https://coingape.com/education/who-is-elon-musk-discover-tesla-founder-investments-net-worth-and-family/ #education #neurolink #elonmusk #bitcoin #twitter #tesla

I’m sure the human trials will go swimmingly. #elonmusk #neurolink

To all those who wanted to be human trials…please by all means I enjoy seeing Darwinism at work…seriously though Elon Musk is a disgusting human being, the animal testing barbaric #elonmusk #neurolink

Is Elon Musk Neurolink Killing Animals? - Elon Musk’s Neuralink, a medical device company, is being investigated by the fede... - https://coingape.com/is-elon-musk-neurolink-killing-animals/ #altcoinnews #neurolink #elonmusk #twitter #news

@georgetakei Sad to see many remaining supportive of his autocratic digital dictatorship. What does it take to take action and regain control of one’s freedom instead of being neuro-linked into that mind-controlling antisocial media platform? #neurolink #twitter #elonmusk #capitalismkills

I just read some random comments about #neurolink and the monkeys for testing and I just started crying. What the ever loving fuck.

For some reason, I don't see much conversation about ethical issues regarding Musk's brain chip experiment. Are we ready to wrap are heads around what is to come?

#Neurolink #Musk #BrainChip
#Humanity #Ethics #AI