Today the wind is knocking every Christmas blow mold over. I’ve started to slut-shame plastic blow molds for wanting to drop at the lightest puff of wind.

What I need to do is put eight foot concrete ballards on either side of each character and wrap them in bungee cords until they are all just concrete and bungee.

Santa is in there somewhere. Look for the glint of light peeking through the bungee. #windy #verywindy #neverendingstorywindy