Let's just pretend I didn't toot the toot I tooted earlier. Lol.

#YouCantSeeMe #ShhSpoilers #NeverHappened

Wie heeft Curling bedacht?
Hoe is het vervolgens een officiële sport geworden?
En hoe komt deze sport aan nieuwe beoefenaars?
“Op welke sport wil je junior? Voetbal, hockey, tennis..?”
“Curling!” #NeverHappened

An ancient Roman paycheck from biblical times...

Explain to me again why there are no contemporaneous records of Jesus Christ's existence.
#Atheist
#ButIHaveABook
#NeverHappened

https://www.ancientpages.com/2023/02/16/rare-ancient-paycheck-of-a-roman-legionary-soldier-found-at-masada/

From the ongoing series -- "Today in AI History of Things That Never Happened" -- here's George Washington as David Cassidy, John F. Kennedy, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and Rand Paul. #AI #TodayInHistory #NeverHappened

From the ongoing series -- "Today in AI History of Things That Never Happened" -- here's Britney Spears as Grandma Moses, as Justin Timberlake, as Hulk Hogan, and as Willy Wonka. #AI #TodayInHistory #NeverHappened

From the ongoing series -- "Today in AI History of Things That Never Happened" -- here's David Cassidy as Hopalong Cassidy, a bridge troll, as if he'd lived into old age (he looks just like Neil Diamond!), and as Danny Bonaduce. #AI #TodayInHistory #NeverHappened

From the ongoing series -- "Today in AI History of Things That Never Happened" -- here's Ernest Borgnine sipping tea, as an AI Bot, as a Kachina doll, and, incredibly, as happily married to Ethel Merman. #AI #TodayInHistory #NeverHappened #ErnestBorgnine

From the ongoing series -- "Today in AI History of Things That Never Happened" -- here's Vincent van Gogh as a toy soldier, dating Marilyn Monroe, as his own teddy bear, and playing baseball. #AI #TodayInHistory #NeverHappened #VanGogh

From the ongoing series -- "Today in AI History of Things That Never Happened" -- here's Joe DiMaggio as a living Kachina Doll, as Rocky Balboa, as a Flamenco dancer, and as a faithful user of a French Press. #AI #TodayInHistory #NeverHappened

From the "Today in AI History of Things That Never Happened" series, here's Pamela Anderson at the Battle of the Bulge, starring in The Sound of Music, running a submarine, and running the Boston Marathon. #AI #TodayInHistory #NeverHappened

Today, I learned a lesson from my AI Bot while we created a screaming character on a submarine: An open mouth means two -- yes, two! -- rows of bottom teeth! #AI #Teeth #NeverHappened #Bot

From the "Today in AI History of Things That Never Happened" series, here's Lee Harvey Oswald posing at the carnival midway, posing at the rifle show, posing at the football game, and posing with a fish he never caught. #AI #NeverHappened #TodayInHistory

"Hey little guy, ever smoked dope?"
#neverhappened #itwaseventhe70s