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Cop: “Truth now snake, did you, or did you not eat the ak47? You’re not in any trouble, we just want to know what happened.”

Snake: “Lawyer.”

#AK47 #Snakes #NeverTalkToCops

@ZeroCovidColin Cops do this all the time with suspects they've convinced to waive their fifth Amendment right to remain silent:
"I can only help you make things better if you tell me what happened."

Yeah, help you go to prison. 😒
Don't believe *anything* the cops tell you. Because they will literally say anything to get you to say something dumb. #NeverTalkToCops

@kingsley @resolutesquare I generally agree with you, but I object to you giving this asshole shit for taking the Fifth. That is every American's right, and it's something everybody SHOULD do when questioned by law enforcement.

Always take the Fifth. Nothing you tell the cops will be used in your favor. If 45 is taking the Fifth, it means his lawyers are doing their job and giving him sound legal advice.

#AlwaysTakeTheFifth
#NeverTalkToCops