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I am being hounded over nothing but unsubstantiated allegations, insists man who made his career hounding people with unsubstantiated allegations

https://newsthump.com/2023/07/19/i-am-being-hounded-over-nothing-but-unsubstantiated-allegations-insists-man-who-made-his-career-hounding-people-with-unsubstantiated-allegations/

#NewsThump #DanWootton #sarcasm #FakeNews

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GRAND THEFT TORY
Includes:
- A PPE dealer with bundles of cash
- A suitcase full of wine
- Michelle Mone enjoying her yacht
- Sunak on a literal pile of money
- Boris drinking in an office 'meeting'
- Liz Truss furious at the Wokerati
- The houses of parliament
- Suella screaming at people in a small boat
Get yours HERE >>> https://bit.ly/3OIMQHS

#NewsThump #ToryCorruption #ploitics

Nation invited to swear allegiance to the King RSVPs ‘F**k No’

https://newsthump.com/2023/04/30/nation-invited-to-swear-allegiance-to-the-king-rsvps-fk-no/

#NewsThump #allegiance #monarchy

Anybody else remember when the #NewsThump site wasn't an unuseable bag of shit?

Best headline of the day:
#RishiSunak to carry on as #UK #leader citing no burnout whatsoever after doing absolutely nothing!!! 😂😂😁😁😷😷
Thx to #Newsthump for this beauty!

@urzwoo It's not just Musk.
I had noticed a sharp falloff in responses to certain post of mine on FB. I was starting to wonder if all my friends had stopped following me when #NewsThump posted an article describing a similar pattern with their posts. When they looked into it they found FB had altered the algorithms to suppress political commentary because they had decided 'people' didn't want to see 'political stuff' anymore.
All my recent political stuff has drawn 0 reactions.

https://t.co/nlPEYgYJV9

Hehe. NEWS! Why do you think I put a G-spot up men’s bottoms? God asks homophobes - #NewsThump

@astrotomato Had to doubletake that it wasnt actually #NewsThump!

https://newsthump.com/2022/12/14/neuralink-trialling-a-new-brain-implant-that-makes-you-want-to-pay-8-for-twitter-blue/

#newsthump

Thank you #Newsthump for creating this handy #CultureWar calendar. Now I know exactly what I am supposed to be outraged about no matter the time of year. 😍 😂

Every time I moan about the weather, now I have solar panels, my friends all say “well you did move to Wales”. I remember it being seriously hot and sunny here last summer. But then this is British Summer Time. (#newsthump T-shirt).