This morning I received a letter from solicitors Rostrum Anatis and Tetrissitare.
It reads:

“Dear sir,
We note with surprise and dismay your highly prejudicial and defamatory depiction of our clients, the Plumed Whistling Duck in your post https://aus.social/@infinite8horizon/109763159296331011.

Traducing our clients in this manner is highly damaging to their reputation, and we insist that you immediately publish the following more accurate depictions of their likeness and behaviour.

Ideally, you should delete the offending post, however our clients will be satisfied should you balance the scales by publishing these.

Failing that, we’ll have no alternative than to have you hauled up before the beak.

Without prejudice,

A. Ornithopus”

They attached the following photos, which I reproduce herewith…

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