In completely random news, a redirect service that sends you to a different URL depending on the user agent hitting the link might be a fun project.

Dunno why I thought that. Just my little brain flitting here and there like it's some sort of private jet, or maybe it's running from a large elephant-like animal.

#NightOfTheLongBeaks

@jeff Also known as the #NightOfTheLongBeaks. It's a veritable #TwitterMassacre.

@qjurecic This is exactly the kind of event I stayed on Twitter, used TweetDeck, and got routinely thrown in "Twitter jail" for. Now I'm finally seeing it on Mastodon (which I was hoping would happen for 4 years) and the event is the fall of Twitter itself...
#TwitterMassacre #BloodyThursday #JournalistPurge #NightOfTheLongBeaks

@alexwinter That tweet sure aged well...
#TwitterMassacre #BloodyThursday #NightOfTheLongBeaks

@ianboudreau Great. Now you got that damn klaxon stuck in my head. And you know what? It's entirely fitting.
#TwitterMassacre #BloodyThursday #NightOfTheLongBeaks

@jentaub Three guesses and the first two don't count.
#TwitterMassacre #NightOfTheLongBeaks