According to Fucker Snarlson’s History Rewrite, Watergate was fake news and Nixon was a good Quaker boy bringing ‘Murica closer to its Protestant Evangelical fundamentalist An-Cap neo-techno feudalist military junta utopia. And then the Jews, commies, black people and women who are nothing but foreign drains on society stopped him. #cult45 #fuckersnarlson #FuxNoise #Watergatescandal #NixonWasACriminal