**ahem** Having been on here for a whopping 2 months now, I feel like this is my home now and hate to have to say this to my new roommates, but there is a time and a place for seeing the private parts of perfect strangers, but to have #Buttholes sprung on me unsuspecting like when I am at work bored looking at the news and random kittens is neither. I absolutely know where to get #porn when I am in the mood but yall #butts is getting yall #blocked #thankyou #nobuttsofmastodon