The Gaptangle · @Gaptangle
150 followers · 3480 posts · Server dragonscave.space

There's tiny tapping sounds coming from inside of my face

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Last updated 1 year ago

Sir antony · @sir_t68144
30 followers · 270 posts · Server theblower.au

Turn off the television and go learn something.

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Last updated 1 year ago

Liam Erven · @liamerven
263 followers · 898 posts · Server tweesecake.social

Lolz Entitlement is strong today.

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Last updated 1 year ago

Jayson Smith · @jaybird110127
313 followers · 6250 posts · Server dragonscave.space

I'm sure @remixman will remember the following sentence with :
Yes, I want to put my fingers in a robotic barber's mouth while it's eating my hair.

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Last updated 1 year ago

Gtmlosangeles · @Gtmlosangeles
240 followers · 870 posts · Server neurodifferent.me

And sometimes they just scream and I don’t get to know why.


#nocontext #parenting

Last updated 1 year ago

Canicheslayer · @Canicheslayer
24 followers · 127 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net
signerinkbeast · @signerinkbeast
20 followers · 905 posts · Server disabled.social

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Last updated 1 year ago

The Cadence Collective · @cadence022
110 followers · 2540 posts · Server moonbow.garden

Hold the balls, hold the balls.

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Last updated 1 year ago

Krazy Kat's · @Kathrin
841 followers · 2927 posts · Server trouth.eu
Crystal · @purpltazzy
34 followers · 79 posts · Server meow.social

Okay. When you have become Australian, it is time to stop and reconsider things.

#nocontext #shitisaytomydog

Last updated 1 year ago

Crystal · @purpltazzy
33 followers · 66 posts · Server meow.social

Could you not squirt me with your lobster??

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Last updated 1 year ago

Kewey Tanuki · @keweytanuki
183 followers · 454 posts · Server fluffs.au
Daniel Haran · @danielharan
99 followers · 268 posts · Server noc.social

OH: "Do you have a rich uncle who likes feet?"

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Last updated 1 year ago

Aidan · @allsumnull
97 followers · 3323 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

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Last updated 1 year ago

xX KamenRunner Xx · @kamenrunner
37 followers · 350 posts · Server freeradical.zone

As the August moon waxes, I find myself increasing saying things like:

"Is there a good tool for pipping fuzz into an ELF?"

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Last updated 1 year ago

Joseph Quigley · @quigs
268 followers · 710 posts · Server hachyderm.io

“Wiping your face with a Minecraft pig just feels different”

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Last updated 1 year ago

Crystal · @purpltazzy
29 followers · 41 posts · Server meow.social

Perry the Intercontinental ballistic missile??

#shitisaytomykids #nocontext

Last updated 1 year ago

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Craig Askings · @haakon
78 followers · 569 posts · Server aus.social
stoicwolf 🚫🦦 · @stoicwolf
73 followers · 92 posts · Server meow.social

"Use the meat tenderizer to tenderize my meat!" - [REDACTED]

Me:
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Last updated 1 year ago