"I *tried* channeling my inner Filipino. You told me to put my knife away." #nocontextforyou
"He is the Rosencrantz to your Guildenstern."
"No...he is the Guildenstern to my Rosencrantz."
I just snorted SO LOUDLY at something in the final chapter of this novel, I scared the cats AND my spouse.
@nlowell "I may have bought a yard." DID. ME. IN.
#nocontextforyou #amediting #hardknocks
"We're only one minor failure away from catastrophe."
I feel that so hard, I can't even tell you.
#AmEditing
#SCMarvaCollins
#HardKnocks
#NoContextForYou
#BecauseNoSpoilers
#amediting #scmarvacollins #hardknocks #nocontextforyou #becausenospoilers
Everybody shrinks with repeated washings.
Ah, yes. I think this is the origin story of my villain arc. #nocontextforyou
"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"
"Beheadings are on Wednesday's"
I would like to go on the record that I object profoundly to the flattening of American minhag, to the point where we no longer eat non-glatt meat and very few industrial gebrochts products exist.
#nichetoot #nocontextforyou #Mazeldon #pesach2023
"#Norwegians are #Cylons. It all makes sense now." #nocontextforyou
#norwegians #cylons #nocontextforyou
Fighting ignorance one person at a time is exhausting, but sometimes it's the best way. #NoContextForYou
“You have very expressive eyebrows. I just don’t know what they’re expressing.” #NoContextForYou
“In a way, every straight marriage is beer.” - @lasertheboy #NoContextForYou #ContextIsForKings #IYKYK https://instagr.am/p/CogtRXMrsTD/
#iykyk #contextisforkings #nocontextforyou