I am a Masturbator.

That’s Masturbator with a capital M. It’s a title. It’s who I am, not just what I do.

It means I masturbate whenever desire and opportunity align without shame, guilt, or regret.

Upon ejaculating, I immediately look forward to the next time desire and opportunity align.

No shame. No guilt. No regret.

Are you a Masturbator?

You should be.

#Masturbation #Masturbator #Ejaculation #NoShame #NoGuilt #NoRegret #NSFW

Anyone interested in the #circuitousRoute here’s my #handout #DIY if you live in the United States

The most important words are .. I HAVE NEVER HAD A VACCINE & personally would follow that up with, I HAVE NO INSURANCE

Tax payers paid for it & we are entitled to it & b/c PH has completely abandoned us, i have ZERO qualms about any of this & sleep like a newborn🖤 #noGuilt

@Sanlear I love a nanna nap.
And it's legit as I am a nanna.
#NoGuilt

Forgiveness is straightforward. I'm game if you are. #noGuilt

A reminder that it's okay to temporarily filter your social media to eliminate phrases & hashtags related to New Year's resolutions, NYE, and/or trendy January Self-Improvement movements.

If you love them, great-- but if they make you feel guilty, doubtful, or insecure, block 'em all.

Heck, mute them permanently.

Pass it on.

#NewYear #NoGuilt
#NewYearsResolution
#BeYourself

I've made three different kinds of cookie dough. If I don't get them all baked before Saturday. F&*k it. New Year's cookies y'all. #NoGuilt #JoinIn

@MarilynPF I’m currently having a piece of pumpkin cheesecake for breakfast but don’t tell anyone 🤫 #thanksgiving #leftovers #noguilt

Having vague guilt about my lack of #exercise so have popped my #SmartWatch on this week. Currently clocking 5k steps and it's only 10.30am and I haven't even left the house yet. So #NoGuilt

*smugness ensues