My husband made a joke about Howie Long being a vampire, which led to a discussion of the commercialization of religion, which led to a discussion of the insidious politicization of religion and vice versa, which led to me literally to the brink of existential crisis.

This is that "new normal" everybody's talking about, right? #MentalHealth #panic #IMayBeHigh #NoIDerfinitelyAm #ButStill