Dinkenfunkle · @Dinkenfunkle
16 followers · 175 posts · Server mastodon.au@MissKittyB
Her: "Oh ... is that why your left nipple is way over there, near your arm?"
David Todd McCarty · @davidtoddmccarty
3508 followers · 728 posts · Server me.dm
One fun thing about Mastodon, and the way things thread (or don’t), is that you end up reading a lot of non sequiturs.
“I don’t know what her problem is, because I don’t even subscribe to Car and Driver, and the gun was a gift. Anyway, I tied the moose to the hood of the car and I drove away. End of story.”
LibertyForward1 · @LibertyForward1
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Puppy Pi · @codepuppy
184 followers · 6704 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz@pmosetc "Pamela makes #Nonsequiturs" XD
:3
Also, now you know why I don't think money can fix the world—if you multiplied all the money so everyone had enough for life, liberty, and happiness...it would just inflate, and then they wouldn't :<