WHY THE FUCK AM I AWAKE BEFORE 5AM?!? #stress #noreally #theanswerisstress
#stress #noreally #theanswerisstress
They said it was Nacho cheese, so if I took it, it'd be stealing!!
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#DadJokes #Puns #Terrible #SomebodyStopMe #NoReally #MyBrainHurtsAtLeastAsBadAsYoursDoes #DragonJokes
#dadjokes #puns #terrible #somebodystopme #noreally #mybrainhurtsatleastasbadasyoursdoes #dragonjokes
"...when you're sick."
Exactly how are people to know this?
Surely we aren't still assuming only those with symptoms are sick and/or can transmit.
So then, is there widespread access to testing that can be done anytime, anywhere, to ensure we catch the absolute glut of a-, presymptomatic -- and maybe even persistent -- cases?
#CovidIsNotOver #WearARespirator #MaskUp #NoReally #Always #DontShareAir
A pandemic of little white lies
#CovidIsNotOver #weararespirator #maskup #noreally #always #dontshareair
Did anyone still use V for Wiki on iOS? It broke just broke, and apparently it was discontinued last year.
V for Wiki, you will be sorely missed. #noreally @frankrausch @scriptingosx @mjtsai
Just spotted the instruction "For external use only" on a tube of Deep Heat.
We have a new flash-to-bang record for the time between us posting #TuesdayNewsday to someone dropping major news to screw with us!
141pm our news --> 154pm @gmtgames monthly update
#tuesdaynewsday #thanksguys #noreally
fuck yeah drill press
as kind of anticipated i am gonna have to re-glue it though - but it held long enough to get a good bolt hole and that gets the job done
hard to believe there’s this much milling involved in electronics but if making a ribbon microphone felt like carpentry this can feel like milling _i guess_
A dominatrix shows up at a city council meeting to propose that the city pay for an S&M dungeon… No. really…
#noreally #weirdstuff #CityPolitics
Roman emperors who were easily distracted were known as "Nero divergent".
#fact #honestitstrue #noreally #adhd
Alright then. What do ya have there he says! #skinboat #noreally #thatswhattheyrecalled.
#skinboat #noreally #thatswhattheyrecalled
And because we haven’t examined the structure or roots or nature or systemic quality of our own oppression, we resent the fuck out of Black women and Indigenous women who try to educate us. Sisters, it’s OK to be wrong.
Some of my dearest relationships are with people who took the trouble to instruct me, educate me, and correct me. I am blown away with gratitude for every one of these beings who took the time to reach out and do the difficult work of teaching. #ListenToBlackWomen #NoReally
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By the way, if you're in America and you haven't already done it, MAKE SURE TO GET OUT AND VOTE TOMORROW. Ok then, back to your regularly scheduled program. #getoutandvote #noreally #doeeet #vote
#getoutandvote #noreally #doeeet #vote
oh my god, someone actually read the notes I left in this patient's account, I'm so pleased. #NoReally #ActuallyPleased #cubiclejob
#noreally #actuallypleased #cubiclejob
I've arranged to purchase a fairly rare plant through a trusted vendor I've purchased from multiple times in the past from a trusted nursery that is the source of many of my similar plants. This will be the most complicated and expensive plant purchase I've ever made and I'm feeling giddy and high from it.
#ILikePlantsMoreThanPeople #NoReally #SpendingKeepsTheBluesAtBay
#ilikeplantsmorethanpeople #noreally #spendingkeepsthebluesatbay